You lost me at no NARS. Sephora it reluctantly shall be.

First time I experienced this was when we had take-out - no alcohol involved.

There was a local bar around here that served blue corn nachos. And inevitably, a couple days after eating those blue nachos, you’d have green poop. Like chartreuse green poop. Very disturbing.

I don’t even remember first meeting my husband. We worked at a large office together, and as the new girl, I met dozens of people at the same time and he made no impression on me whatsoever. He has an androgynous name; when I heard people talking about him or if we were on the same mass email, I thought he was a…

I love the irony of a post about curbing impulse shopping immediately followed by a post about “OMG, You should totally buy this nifty monitor NOW!”

I didn’t know nurse hate was a thing. Nurses - on average - are awesome. The best ones are fucking heroes.

Thanks for the synopsis; this is getting saved to Pocket. I personally don’t often take cold medicine - the combined years of being pregnant and nursing meant there wasn’t much I could take without some risk and I got used to not taking anything - but my husband is a walking pharmacy when he gets sick. He often asks…

Well, and there’s Jeb! who couldn’t even name an American woman. Yeah, we’re gonna put Margaret Thatcher on our money. Dipshit. Just go with Rosa Parks like the rest of them.

As a resident of Colorado, I can say the only downsides I’ve seen are pot shops popping up everywhere (though it’s more prevalent with the medical marijuana shops) and then people smoking in public. Like, while driving, or at a public park where I bring my kids to play. Otherwise, I don’t see any negatives. I also…

I think that say more about the tax rates of marijuana compared to the tax rates of liquor, and the relative cost of each, not the overall consumption of each.

I would like to not grant permission to the ios weather app, reminders, itunes, tips (WTF is this anyway?), stocks, and apple watch.

I’m also looking forward to it for hotel spotty wifi. I currently don’t bother logging into hotel wifi since it’s usually so terrible.

Hampton Inn, this feature is necessary because of you.

The big fat binder clips are the best chip clips ever, and they will never ever break unlike plastic chip clips that eventually fail. (And I’m guessing the cork breaks eventually, too.) I also use the smaller binder clips for partially used bags of frozen vegetables or frozen waffles.

I gave birth in a catholic hospital and I knew my second kid was going to be my last. I knew going into it if I were to have a C-Section (I didn’t), I would not be able to have a tubal done at that hospital. Now, if I had known I was going to have a CS, I probably would have chosen the one other hospital in my network…

Essure is an outpatient female sterilization procedure with almost no recovery time.

I nursed and pumped for both my daughters - they never had a drop of formula. But I also spent a great deal of time and energy stressing out about my supply (particularly when pumping at work). While I loved being able to provide for my children, I think I would have been a happier mom if cut myself a little bit of…

You’re less judgmental now? You must have been a real peach before. Look - who’s going to read this article? Moms who are struggling with breastfeeding (and people like me who are done having kids but want to provide words of encouragement.) The point of the article is get help professional help if you need it, not…

What, is Fallon pregnant or something? Where's the booze?

Jeez, Colbert, don’t you own a solid color suit?