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“Put simply: we are more resistant to fatigue and can handle greater intensity and volume (amount of work performed) than dudes in general.”

Confession: country’s not really my genre and I was confusing this song with Reba’s Fancy. And I thought, yeah, that would be an interesting movie.

Um, wow. What is coming to this world that I’m now respecting Miley for her work with transgender youth and now her vocal talent? A couple years ago, I thought she was just a gyrating ass with a tongue hanging out.

Wow. For a post mourning the loss of a beloved TV show - a show that helped teach a lot of us how to be decent human beings - there are a lot of dickish responses here.

I studied for a couple months in Prague, and one of my favorite photos from the trip was taken at the base of the Astronomical Clock, which is this completely underwhelming large cuckoo clock in the Old Town Square. Think grandma’s kitchen cuckoo clock, just bigger. Every hour, the crowds would gather to wait for the

High school started at 7:35 unless I had band practice in which case I started at 6:30. But I usually slept through second period algebra, so it was all good. (FWIW, I was good at math so why stay awake for math lesson when I could read it in the text book and figure it out on my own?)

I agree. I think people would be stigmatized for taking vacation. “Gee, Ted, what is this, like your second vacation this year?!”

I work for a 100+ employee private company and I didn’t even have the option of short term disability. I used my accrued vacation and sick time and then was otherwise unpaid. I had to make arrangements with my company before hand to pay my portion of my health insurance premiums while on leave. So in other words, for

If Posh and Becks break up any time soon, keep it to yourself, ok?

My main reason for not having a home birth? I don’t want to clean that shit up afterwards. I’m sure my husband would be oblivious to the amniotic fluid on the floor or the placenta stained towels, and I’d end up cleaning it up. A hospital was like a hotel where I didn't have to think about cleaning up and, oh yeah,

Does anyone know if the two adults under the household plan have the exact same benefits? My husband and I are prime members, but the prime account is in his name. When I want to use Amazon music or Amazon video, I have to log in as him. There are some coupons and specials I can’t take advantage of either since I’m

I didn’t know the KitKat unit of measure was a “finger.” But I like it.

My daughter’s kindergarten teachers use comic sans for everything. (Everything!) It drives me crazy that it’s the default little kid school font. I can’t decide if Ashlee’s font is more or less annoying.

I know way too much about others because we share bathrooms. Janet never washes her hands after using the bathroom, and Kelly has the stinkiest poops known to man. I don't want to know these things about my coworkers.

That's what I got out of this article too.

The biggest challenge with replacing a toilet is what to do with the old toilet. It’s not like you can just toss that in your weekly garbage pickup.

Heh, heh... You said “but fuck her.” Heh, heh...

You were watching Sex and the City with your grandparents. There's no way for that story to end well.

Future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

In other news: Ice is cold.