Congrats on the new baby. Now go and download on all of your digital devices a white noise generator. After checking for gas, poop, clothing not sticking to a small limb from Swaddling. You will use it all of the time to help them get to sleep.

Because under this theory, the signal is only transmitted in the same direction once in a very great while and not enough time has passed for a second signal to come our way. The idea is that an alien race might decide that, instead of spending the time and resources to identify especially promising solar systems for…

A sensible hypothesis given the conventional wisdom, I suppose. However, your predictions, and that wisdom, are built upon several assumptions which might turn out to be false. The most important of these, of course, is that an interstellar civilization would necessarily colonize the entire galaxy within a 100,000…

GOD YOU ARE THE WORST.

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.

Any from Monoprice.com. They’re all cheap and work great.

Any from Monoprice.com. They’re all cheap and work great.

Translation:

What’s wrong with spackle? It’s like $4 for a small container at every hardware store, non toxic and water clean up. Apply with finger, wait a few minutes and wipe with a damp sponge. Done. Superglue? No thanks for this use and I work with cyanoacrylate adhesives almost daily for other (proper) uses at my business.

I’ll say it now before I start getting drunk and crying: I take much joy in YOUR work, you magnificent fucker, you!

1. Your Drew Magary imitation is getting very good

I see you’re not intimate at all with the metric system, which is ok. It’s not your fault you’ve dealt all your life with an awkward, illogical system and feels it’s more “natural” because of that. That said, let’s debunk your theory.

How come I’ve never heard of this Saver’s Credit? Is this thing for this tax year? Or do you have to file the long form?

Remember that the higher tax bracket only applies to the portion of your income above the limit for that bracket. Ie, if you’re $100 into the 28% bracket, only that $100 is taxed at 28% - everything else is still taxed at the lower bracket rates.

I have to say, a few of these suggestions are taking frugality to a fault, particularly when you say to rent, and not buy. The problem with buying isn’t that it’s a bad decision, it’s that like a great many things, buying more than you can afford is a bad decisions. Most banks will offer you loans for twice what you…

And for you poor people out there - that’s me, too - much of the capability we’re talking about here can still be yours:

No, I’m not. When you make the statement “solving murders is going to get harder” you are implying by your context that a significant portion or murders, if not a majority, will get harder to solve. This is simply a contextual, grammatical, English custom.

What a ridculous headline. This may make the .0001% of murders involving recently discovered, decades-old corpses harder to solve, but has absolutely nothing to do with the other 99.9999% of murders.

It’s interesting to me that people who easily see gender as a construct see race as somehow essentialist. Race is also a construct; the idea of race as we perceive it (i.e. related to a geographic genetic heritage) is pretty recent, and some have argued, came about to justify European colonialism/slave trade.