I love Shade Court and I love Michelle Obama. I love them both so much that I had a dream last night that I won an evening with Michelle at the White House and she was throwing shade in my dream. Also, we were served milk and cookies by Betty White. When my brain gets it right, it gets it right. I’ll be living off…

I think if that plate had warm, soapy, dishwater running on it for about ten minutes, I’d be okay with eating off of it.

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

From the website, it seems like a call center that processes overflow of claims for insurance companies. In other words, she’d be talking on the phone, not interacting with customers anyways. This is such a stupid ruling.

Indeed, dreadlocks used to be culturally associated with African Americans but now are considered race neutral.

Are you familiar with the film ANVIL: The Story of Anvil? It’s one of my favorite music documentaries. It’s kind of like This Is Spinal Tap, if Spinal Tap was Canadian. And real. I can’t recommend it highly enough.

that right there is what they should have named their kid - anvil levine.

Why would you apologize for that?

Yes. How “strange” that a black man, when confronted by a cop, would put his hands in the air. It couldn’t possibly be that he wanted to preemptively signal that he was unarmed, given that so many other black person-cop interactions turn deadly without provocation.

“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

This whole affair is just gross.

I’m still mad we’ll never see biden vs. trump

A.V. Club has both screenshots. My favorite is “Self-monitored potentially nauseating mouth-sounds while chewing.”

These two have been parents together for SO LONG. What happened??

Holy shit. I guess US Weekly was right, all 27 times they published this story.

Six kids in and she realizes she’s not cool with how he parents? Whatever. I was “Team Jen” and I suppose that was the long game. I hope the tabs hit us with years of “Lonely Brad” even if he has one hottie after another and takes fabulous vacations ala Jen Aniston, the woman who has figured out how to work just hard…

They also add that (per a source) her “decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods.”

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.