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having sex with me seems to have convinced several of my college boyfriends that they were, in fact, gay.

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

Poor Corey Haim.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Thank you for explaining the television

I wouldn’t bake a fucking batch of cookies without consulting a recipe. Here you have someone ruling on major decisions affecting many people’s lives and not bothering to take a few minutes to familiarize himself with the law.

Here’s a crazy idea: a judge with experience in bankruptcy and contract cases should hear bankruptcy and contract cases. A judge on a criminal case who doesn't know much about the crime in question should do some legal research on that crime

There are many questions that rape victims should be asked. Questions like:

Kid Rock is the worst thing to ever happen to Detroit and you can’t convince me otherwise.

My ex-wife went to this concert.

As deep of a thought to be expected coming from the guy whose biggest recent hit included lyrics that rhymed “things” with “things.”

It may be too early to tell. Trump’s treatment of Ivanka is absolutely nauseating, but I find the neglect of Tiffany by both her father and her siblings seriously distressing. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have your dad and half siblings forget to mention you in a very public way constantly.

“In the early days of the Obama White House..."

One thing I found interesting was how little attention this got. It’s basically a classic “pay to play” story; a regulator considers joining a probe into a businessman’s alleged racketeering/fraud scheme, decides to back off, and is rewarded by an apparent campaign donation. It’s a hell of a lot more conclusive than

No, Obama said the same thing and 2008 was just as Wakefield’s bullshit hit the US, thanks to Jenny McCarthy going on Oprah and running her big mouth. Since then many, many more studies have come in AND we’ve learned Wakefield cooked his books.

Gary Busey is sometimes missing Gary Busey.

The passion! The chemistry! The sex appeal! Where are those things?