Just like when you win a medal at the Olympics, your husband gets the credit

How great it must feel to do something charitable and have the credit go to your ex boyfriend.

I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

Hey, friends! Join me in the Not Wrestling Over the Gendered Language section. Alexis was fantastic and great and was loved by many. Instead of being self-appointed pronoun monitors, let’s love on Alexis’ memory and realize some people will have it right and some people will have it wrong. AIDS sucks, brain tumors…

Best part: When ‘Yonce steps in to congratulate the couple a beat too soon and nopes back out

Normally I am anti-public proposals, but if Our Lady and Savior Beyonce signs off on it... CUTEST THING EVER. You go right ahead, you’re an adorable couple.

I’m happy for her that she’s no longer a single lady. They seem so crazy in love, almost drunk in love. He can clearly see how irreplaceable she is & he’s a sexy lil’ thug, so I’m sure they’ll be together until the end of time. What a flawless couple!

I was thinking the same thing. The way everything is worded seems like Alexis ended her own life.

Amusingly, the quote Doug Baldwin chose, “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” more accurately applies to Colin Kaepernick’s decision.

I’ll say what I essentially said a few days back: if you are upset with what Colin Kaepernick is doing, but you’re OK with what Donald Trump stands for, then maybe #YouAreTheFuckingProblem.

The gesture said nothing of significance. They didn’t pick a side on police brutality and racism. The Seahawks remained neutral, which is a lot like saying nothing at all.

Yay for Ru! The Emmy is definitely deserved; Drag Race is consistently one of the best reality shows.

It’s so important for all the young people around the world who get to see this show to hear that there is a way for you to navigate this life.

I’ve been kinda disappointed that there isn’t a Jezebel Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars thread happening (I’ve been participating in the discussion for the weekly recap over at AV club). Anyone watching All Stars? Anyone else dying for PhiPhi to go home or wanna talk about their fave looks that slayed the runway so far??

Well, Hillary overheated on a hot day at a crowded event, and that is way more relevant than the fact that Trump lies about literally everything.

Totally stealing the idea of having gathered relatives cheer at the moment of bodily disengagement. Beautiful sendoff.

Why don’t we give the grieving brother who clearly lovef Alexis a little more credit. And let’s not use his time of grief as an opportunity to play SJW.

I’m reminded that nearly naked, young healthy models were dropping like flies after standing in the heat at Kayne’s show this week. She’s wearing a full freaking suit. It’s hot. She got overheated. Clearly she has a fatal disease and is too ill to serve.

Adorable story: I’m babysitting my cousin’s niece. (I think? She’s my cousin’s wife’s brother’s daughter? What is that???)