We all assumed that nerds were just ostracized for their smarts and interests, and that once no longer outcasts, they would contribute and adjust to society as equals.

Go fuck yourself.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I do closed captioning for a living, and except for unusual circumstances, like a first person testimony about something like the Holocaust or Rawandan genocide, where you transcribe every stammer, false start, and filler word, you clean up people’s speech as you go, not just eliminating those things but also…

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

Keep the house. Investment. You’ll burn through rent money super quickly and then be left with nada. Find roommate and up the $$!! Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

I love the “Jokes Seth can’t tell” segments, and like 90% of that is because of Amber. She’s just so damned funny.

Oppressors that have everything else don’t get to whine when the groups they oppress would like a break from them. When women, LGBTW people, and/or black peoples have control of and access to literally almost everything else, then we can start complaining about “we have laws for this.” Men have the presidency,…

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Actually, I really like it. I definitely enjoy my job more than the current President does his.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

I mean yeah I’m a lesbian and I’m critical of even most micro-homophobic aggressions but calling someone a gay slur out of anger isn’t the worst thing. Not a good thing but no where near as bad as say advocating for laws that harm LGBT people and passing such laws. I’ll take a little ignorance over actual hatred any…

I also want SNL to start having more female comedians play the roles of Trump’s (mostly white male) administration. There’s no doubt that sexism was a huge undertone of this last election. And so there’s no doubt that THAT would reeeeally get under Trump’s skin.

I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a…

Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

Hmm. A misanthropic nihilist doesn’t have a good sense of humor? Who knew.