I have one main follow-up right now: Did Bill take the picture?

There’s that, and I think there are white women who are just uncomfortable by a woman in power. And they’ve heard how awful and fake and bitchy HRC is for the past 30 years, and have seen all of her overblown scandals, and it has definitely poisoned their opinion of her.

Put on my Poehler/Fey 2016 t-shirt, bundled my 1 year old up and went for the short walk to the local high school. He was very cooperative overall, but not supes excited for all the selfies I tried to take outside of the school.

If the Clinton campaign admits that this is a final Chris Christie troll, I will donate $1,000.

Exactly, she didn’t stick around like Camilla Cosby or Dottie Sandusky.

Oh, I think it was already over. It would be nice if this made Fox News avoid hiring him for at least a few years.

I’ll let Avenue Q do the speaking for me:

But when Robert Lopez won the Oscar, I kept seeing things about how he had completed the EGOT.

It would be kind of cool if he finished his the same way Robert Lopez did (who I believe is the last person to have gotten the EGOT).

Come on, POTUS, let Hillary host them.

And that’s the excuse I was looking for to get a manicure.

I’d heard somewhere that jokes about Melissa were off-limits at her Comedy Central Roast. It was just her and Melissa for so long,
I understand her lifelong desire to protect and provide for her daughter.

It’s pretty common to hear that Bishops are withholding Communion from specific pro-choice politicians. It’s odd, I can’t remember the last time I heard about refusing communion to a divorced/remarried politician, or one that cut funding to services for the poor.

And her campaign has a much deeper well of comedians to tap into than his does. There aren’t a ton of intentionally funny people publicly supporting Trump.

In one of the profiles I’ve read of Hillary over the past few months, people who know her personally say that she’s very funny in person. I think she’s just someone who has separated her personal and private personas for self-preservation for so long, that the Hillary we know comes off as unfunny.

It just would have been nice if they did so when she first reported being assaulted.

YES! Thank you!

I’ve spent too long trying to find the GIF of Clinton responding to Trump at the Town Hall debate, where she licks her lips and says “okay” as she stands, so just pretend that it’s here.

Trump’s whining about how mean Clinton’s negative ads are, when the main one is literally just audio of awful, gross things he’s said.

Wouldn’t it be so satisfying if after the election, Trump was the one who ended up in jail?