I’ve never been a big fan of theme parks, but for some reason I stumbled on Defunctland about a month ago and just binge watched all of his videos. The history of theme parks is absolutely fascinating.

Right? He probably sucks. He has a higher bWAR than Barry Bonds had at this age, but I bet he blows. 

I wonder about the discoveries, inventions, and creations that we’ve potentially missed out on because of the countless people that were pushed out of industries by harassers and the people that enabled them.

Lookit them, struggling as hard as they can to avoid the center.

“He’ll be fiiiine” - Marv Marinovich  

Thought being valued at 3/5's was part of his original complaint?

Yesterday I got Sleeper’d twice in the same round. Lost 15 motes each time. It’s god-damned insane.

Thankfully I don’t have a dog.  

Has he been hanging out at Buccaneers training camp?

Twitch is a platform for broadcasting live video. It started off as mainly a streaming platform for video games. You’re really good at Street Fighter and are also kind of funny, so you play Street Fighter all day and comment on your games, and other people who like Street Fighter watch you and pay you money. It has…

I always thought the ultimate for this in football was Keyshawn Johnson. But Owens is probably pretty decent too. Regardless, I think it has to be a receiver.

And Gary Sanchez is on pace to have 34 hits this year, 33 of which will be home runs.

Man, I can’t wait for that CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 35 that will somehow inexplicably go on before the Lesnar vs. Reigns III main event.

This is parody, right?

Either way, I laughed so hard I cried. I guess it’s up to you whether people ARE laughing with you or at you.

Channel Zero on SyFy, both Walking Deads, The Terror, and Scream is getting a six episode season three.

YouTube recommended this video to me the other day. Thank you YouTube.

He didn’t do it, and even if he did it doesn’t matter because everyone does it, and even still it’s not that bad because it didn’t affect whether he could’ve achieved the score and I don’t like it please make it stop