You have a game in three hours, Gabe. Put the coconut oil down and go get ready.

I that not all local radio broadcasts? I’ve heard Seattle, Boston, New York, Philadelphia, San Francisco. They are all the same.

+ Sucka Nigga (ATCQ), Niggaz 4 Life (N.W.A.)

Prostitutes don’t fuck in the void for free.

The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!

You think the Twin have what it takes to get knocked out by the Yankees in the first round again?

I dont think Brad Johnson should be on this list because he started his career in Minnesota and only left long enough to win a title elsewhere before returning.

Hey, be easy on him. He had a stroooooooooooooke.

If the NFL thing doesn’t work out, he could have a long career as...just about anybody in a Star Wars movie.

This is the big break calzones have been looking for!

Have you ever watched a Marvel animated movie or TV show? They Pale in comparison to the DC animated movies or am i digressing

I was watching the Women’s Ski jump last night and it appeared like the tracks on the top weren’t even made of snow.

Chuck? Nah, block!

Is this a serious question? This has a top tier contract with the Jets and a broken leg in the preseason written all over it.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Well, that’s schimply schexually schtimulating!

Don’t forget Manny. Clear number 3 on my ballot. (I’d hear Chipper arguments though.)

No wonder LeBron picked him last.

Idiot. You’re supposed to yell “NOONAN!” at that point in his swing.

Usually people go with the WCW/NWO Revenge as the top N64 wrestling title, but Wrestlemania2000 edges is it out if for no other reason that being able to create your own belts, challenge each other for them, and keep records of W/L.