I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

People aren’t complete idiots

I’m not sure what the owner’s net worth has to do anything. That suggests the finances of the team are commingled with the personal funds of the owner. Here’s a better reason to keep Betts.

Leading candidate for next manager 

So... a Corona?

This is at LEAST the *third* time that specific LiA strip has been posted on a sunday. *sigh*

Well said, chum! The mistress of peace, justice and projectile stilettos should be an example to us all.

American Maid.

I just don’t get it. Why can’t developers make all the games with all the content for ME when I want it. They should also lower the price of games to like $20 so more people will play it and not pirate it. Also, DLC used to be free and they should go back to that and give me all the new content for free. Also I want…

Michael Jordan would never have recruited AD, but if he did, which he wouldn’t have, and wanted to give him his number 23, which he wouldn’t have, he would have closed the deal, because he was a killer. You think Phil Knight would have wanted a piece of MJ one on one in the boardroom? My friend, he would not. LeBron…

There are 8 year old Yankees fans out there who have never seen a World Series win :( so sad

Jeff Dunham as an opening act? Maybe he can even make little puppet versions of Clay and Barr and have them say awful things and then complain about having consequences for their word choice. Then Carlos Mencia can wrap up the show by repeating the others’ offensive jokes and claiming they’re his. 

Yeah, it is

I, for one, am shocked- shocked!- that Steve Blass missed the mark.

“I MEAN ITS JUST BUFFOONERY! NOBODY CALLED LOU GEHRIGS FONE NUMBER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED HIS DISEASE RENAMED AL’S. ITS STUPID, WHOS THIS AL GUY ANYWAY?  ANYWAYS ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER GO SKINS”

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?

Right? He probably sucks. He has a higher bWAR than Barry Bonds had at this age, but I bet he blows.