Lookit them, struggling as hard as they can to avoid the center.

“He’ll be fiiiine” - Marv Marinovich  

Thought being valued at 3/5's was part of his original complaint?

Yesterday I got Sleeper’d twice in the same round. Lost 15 motes each time. It’s god-damned insane.

Thankfully I don’t have a dog.  

Has he been hanging out at Buccaneers training camp?

Twitch is a platform for broadcasting live video. It started off as mainly a streaming platform for video games. You’re really good at Street Fighter and are also kind of funny, so you play Street Fighter all day and comment on your games, and other people who like Street Fighter watch you and pay you money. It has…

I always thought the ultimate for this in football was Keyshawn Johnson. But Owens is probably pretty decent too. Regardless, I think it has to be a receiver.

And Gary Sanchez is on pace to have 34 hits this year, 33 of which will be home runs.

Man, I can’t wait for that CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 35 that will somehow inexplicably go on before the Lesnar vs. Reigns III main event.

This is parody, right?

Either way, I laughed so hard I cried. I guess it’s up to you whether people ARE laughing with you or at you.

YouTube recommended this video to me the other day. Thank you YouTube.

He didn’t do it, and even if he did it doesn’t matter because everyone does it, and even still it’s not that bad because it didn’t affect whether he could’ve achieved the score and I don’t like it please make it stop

You have a game in three hours, Gabe. Put the coconut oil down and go get ready.

I that not all local radio broadcasts? I’ve heard Seattle, Boston, New York, Philadelphia, San Francisco. They are all the same.

+ Sucka Nigga (ATCQ), Niggaz 4 Life (N.W.A.)

The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!