Yankees Seem To Be Looking For A Manager Who Doesn’t Exist

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Hey man, don’t lump us in with those fucking Piny’s.

If there’s one thing that the MLB doesn’t tolerate, it’s racism.

One shudders to think what a film designed to the specifics of CinemaSins’ tastes would even look like.

I’m really super sorry I got all rapey. It was a full moon on a hot night, and my AC went out, and that stupid cat across the street wouldn’t shut up. I mean, let’s be honest: who wouldn’t get all super-rapey?

Legitimizing sexual assault and harassment? What’s next for this guy; posting pictures of nude infants and refusing to take them down until the state police intervene?

Eddie the Bird will be available to collect in Angry Birds Evolution starting on October 18.

take a hike, lenny kravitz!

I’m sure that Emmanuel Lewis will take the news of his death as a surprise.

Aside from these idiots being in a position to make decisions regarding anything beyond paper or plastic your point of how an airport goes about protesting flights needs to be answered. The only way to effectively protest would be to close the airport and the FAA is going to need a better reason for closure than…

FTFY. ;)

What good do you think “keeping an eye out” is going to do against a 100+mph foul ball that takes just a split second to get there?

I have a way around that...

Using “kid”, bad stats, and an aversion towards uppercase letters, full words, punctuation, and sentence structure?

That is at least two bananas, right?

Gun Monster. GUUUUUUUUN? Me love gun

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