I’m so sorry to hear about your traumatic brain injury

Drew Magary, listening to Mike Zimmer:

When I saw this headline, the very first thing I thought was “oh boy I can’t wait to finally play an arcade version of Donkey Kong again!” And then I see the part about the legal entanglements. Bah!

baseball—fans, the press, central baseball, owners—saw fit to ignore their Rob Liefeld physiques

Spy disguised as Bat Boy?

Another missed opportunity for GM Danny Ainge.... 

Or MEGAMIND!!

Where did Mcgregor get 880,000$???

“the whole time I’d been playing I was anticipating whatever the big surprise was there.”

The names are correct for most homers, and the faces are correct for most hits.

Are we sure this isn’t a replay from last year, everything they say at the top sounds like it is being said in summer 2016. They imply Lynch was on the team the previous year and that the team started off slow the previous year. Both those things were true last summer, but not this summer.

It’s better than nothing

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Sherman: See, before I was only trying to get the bag in the hole some of the time-

Still better than Buhner for Phelps.

The biggest takeaway from this article for me was learning that Oliver Perez was still in Major League baseball. Keep cashing those checks bro

What a way to mess up with our good memories. What are they going to do next? A Robocop remake? An all female Ghostbusters reboot? ... oh wait...

There were some good ones today, I think. I usually enjoy about 20% of the Sunday Comics b/c I often don’t play the games the other 80% are talking about. The best comics are those that make me chuckle w/o requiring me to know the nitty gritty of the games they’re referencing. I haven’t played a Metal Gear game in…