Legitimizing sexual assault and harassment? What’s next for this guy; posting pictures of nude infants and refusing to take them down until the state police intervene?

Eddie the Bird will be available to collect in Angry Birds Evolution starting on October 18.

take a hike, lenny kravitz!

I’m sure that Emmanuel Lewis will take the news of his death as a surprise.

Aside from these idiots being in a position to make decisions regarding anything beyond paper or plastic your point of how an airport goes about protesting flights needs to be answered. The only way to effectively protest would be to close the airport and the FAA is going to need a better reason for closure than…

FTFY. ;)

What good do you think “keeping an eye out” is going to do against a 100+mph foul ball that takes just a split second to get there?

I have a way around that...

Using “kid”, bad stats, and an aversion towards uppercase letters, full words, punctuation, and sentence structure?

That is at least two bananas, right?

Gun Monster. GUUUUUUUUN? Me love gun

BEGIN, REAGAN, PALESTINE, TERROR ON THE AIRLINE, AYATOLLAH’S IN IRAN, RUSSIAN’S IN AFGHANISTAN, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, SALLY RIDE, HEAVY METAL, SUICIDE, FOREIGN DEBTS, HOMELESS VETS, AIDS, CRACK, BERNIE GOETZ, HYPODERMICS ON THE SHORES, CHINA’S UNDER MARTIAL LAW, ROCK AND ROLLER COLA WARS, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I’m so sorry to hear about your traumatic brain injury

Drew Magary, listening to Mike Zimmer:

When I saw this headline, the very first thing I thought was “oh boy I can’t wait to finally play an arcade version of Donkey Kong again!” And then I see the part about the legal entanglements. Bah!

baseball—fans, the press, central baseball, owners—saw fit to ignore their Rob Liefeld physiques

Spy disguised as Bat Boy?

Another missed opportunity for GM Danny Ainge.... 

Or MEGAMIND!!