Um, excuse me. He had 5 Gold Gloves. They don’t just give those to anyone y’know!

This explains it really well.

Counterpoint

The offense is the best they’ve had in years! Too bad their defense makes me want to drink bleach.

Yeah, but he’s losing out on 10s of millions more. Not to mention the toll it’s got to take his mind. Imagine waking up and suddenly forgetting how to read. It’s kind of the same thing. Money doesn’t buy piece of mind.

Even yogurt has abandoned him! Truly this is the end........of Cam Newton.

It’s the type of joke that would have played better 5 years ago. I think it seems awkward because we’re in a transitional phase where we’re still trying to figure out what’s appropriate and what isn’t. On the surface this doesn’t SEEM offensive, but you wouldn’t exactly feel comfortable showing it to a gay friend.

Aaaaaaand Sean Brody already made this joke. Always read the comments before posting kids!

“How dare you care about football when you should be worrying about nuclear war instead”-Hamilton Nolan

Here’s a follow up question: do you think Disney would ever shelve Solo? Like, they think it’s so bad that it could damage the brand?

We’ve seen these shitbags for who they are and have dragged them kicking and screaming into the light. Don’t fear them. Teach your kids not to fear them. Don’t apologize when your nine year old tells the racist old cashier that “Trump sucks!”. Show them how to fight. Tell them they can win.

What happened with Greg Howard?

Garrett Cole? You mean Carl Pavano 2.0.

It’s angry about The Last Jedi.

Yes. The guy who’s name states his distaste for “SWJs” is clearly a leftist.

Here’s one with a bass riff that anyone from the MTV generation with recognize.

Um, this collection is missing the best game in the series.

Charlie Brown Christmas rules. Drew can suck it.

Dude, it’s a baseball team. Calm down.

Sadaharu Oh?