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I can’t wait to eat that monkey.

It was Joe Girardi. Say, that was fun!

Whatever whitey. Go drink some Starbucks while listening to Nickleback.

“A new TMNT arcade game”

It’s at least gotta be better than your Thanksgiving dessert of masturbation and crying.

You know who does though?

I think Beltran’s case is going to be a little better than most because at one point he was considered to be the best at his position.

Can we just ban baseball players from flying planes already?

Aw, what? New Balance sneakers are for racists? But I’m a 41 year old dad WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR NOW?

Jesus, just kill him and get it over already.

I don’t understand why the Dodgers signed a 38 year old retired hockey to pitch for them.

You win! SHUT DOWN THE THREAD EVERYONE! IT’S OVER!

Also, excellent avatar, Mr. Glitch.

Why, I’m getting super-rapey just thinking about!

Oh thank God! I thought I just didn’t get it.

I didn’t realize Latrell Spreewell’s son played college ball.