Snarkbot2600
snarkbot2600
Thank God for this. It’s been really hard being a Yankees fan lately. I mean, it’s been 8 years since we won a World Series AND we had a whole year of rebuilding! This must be what it feels like to be a Jets fan.
I would just like to point out that Vader once fucked up an AT-AT with zero effort using the Force. And, yes, it’s canon.
Always willing to take one for the team.
Nurse, we need 50cc of end zone fades! STAT!
That was actually some solid Kinja by Michaels there. Someone get him out of the greys!
YOU DID IT! YOU DID THE THING WITH YOUR NAME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Can you imagine the coverage Altuve.......would get in pinstripes?” Well find out in 2020 ;)
Bernie Williams used to drive me bonkers with his baserunning. All the speed in the world and had no clue how to run the bases. Meanwhile there greatest baserunner, Don Mattingly, was slower than Ernie Lombardi on Prozac.
You can be a regular season hero and flame out in the playoffs. Just ask Alex Rodriguez and Clayton Kershaw.
Don’t dismiss getting pulled into a black hole. It happened to Ozzie Smith!
I.......what?
Sayonara, Sammy Davis Jr.!
I like how Judge didn’t have to jump to catch that.
I was sitting here like “Did he die today and I didn’t know about it?”.
Like this?
Da best bro! Me ‘n Bobby saw ‘em and he was like “YO LOOK AT DEM CANS!” and then Maria whack ‘em in the head. That shit was funny as FUCK yo!
Pfft. That’s dumb. Everyone knows the greatest hitter of all time was Andy Stankiewicz.