I didn’t see Barry Bonds name mentioned anywhere.

You jackass, Richard Jefferson retired years ag........JESUS HE’S STILL PLAYING? HE’S GOTTA BE A MILLION BILLION YEARS OLD BY NOW!

Well, Reggie Jackson lasted about 21 seasons so..........

+1 BJ under the bleachers

It’s a little known fact there Normy, that, uh, Sammy is a diddler.

I feel sorry for you. Being ambidextrous means you’ll never know the pleasure of “The Stranger”.

Luis Polonia and Chad Curtis

Eli kept his job because he’s a very good, not great, QB. You can’t really blame him for the Giants steadfastly refusing to draft a running back or any semblance of a linebacking corp.

Why? He has to put somebody on the mound. It’s not like he’s flush with choices here.

Look, stop trying to make this happen. Baseball fans will remember Vogelsong’s out-of-nowhere season the same way they remember Doyle Alexander going 9-1 and Sutcliffe’s ‘84 season. Let it go man

CANDIDO Maldonado, thank you very much!

As a Yankees fan, I very angrily remember that they traded Tewks for GODDAMN STEVE “0-8" TROUT.

I would like to throw out the Giant with the greatest name of all time: Atlee Hammaker, who has the distinction of giving up the most runs in a single All-Star game.

Yeah, but how good would you be if you had to play 3rd base with chronic diarrhea?

Wait, wait, wait. Back up a second here.

“Welcome your new manager, Dusty Baker!”

Andy Hawkins pitched a no-no and lost 4-0. Because the 1990 Yankees were a tire fire. http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2015/06/25_years_ago_andy_hawkins_threw_baseballs_most_pai.html

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