“Boy, Phil, you sure trolled Simmons!”

GAH! WHY?

The image of Pete Rose fucking someone IS gross. Can you imagine what that ogre looks like naked?

Something something penis joke.

He joins Eddie Murray and Dave Winfield in the “Wait, That Guy had 3000 Hits?” club.

Perfect.

Geez. Get some Extra Lax. It’ll help unpucker your asshole.

Could you really turn down that sweet gift basket Jeets gives you after spending the day with him?

DANCE FOR US, MONKEY! WE OWN YOU!

This is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever read or the most brilliant.

I just want an excuse to post this.

People bitching about people bitching about people bitching about PA. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK KINJA EVERYBODY!

Gimme three fingers of milk.

When asked for a comment, Hal Steinbrenner quickly shifted the blame to Dave Winfield.

Two things:

Don’t mock Brad Lohaus! HE WAS THE BEST PLAYER IN NBA JAM DAMMIT!

Yeah, but they and Nerf Now are pretty niche about the games they joke about.

As an Islanders fan, I’m an alcoholic.

Pfffffft. Everyone knows Bill Cartwright carried those Bulls teams. Poser.

Did RockStar announce anything new period at E3? No troll, the only thing by them I saw was a new GTA On-Line expansion. I feel like I missed something.