That sounds delicious, but I don't have a lot of money and kale is cheap (less that two dollars for a huge bunch). I went vegan for a time, nearly 8 months, and grocery shopping became very expensive. I ended up borderline malnourished because I was eating rice nearly every day instead of sources of protein (my fault,…

Hmm, there needs to be a pro-meat children's book out there, written by Farmers of America or McDonalds or someone who just really likes meat and doesn't care where it comes from. I wonder how they would explain the process?

Clearly you've never had kale chips. Bake 'em in the oven til they're crisp, sprinkle them with sea salt. They taste just like potato chips. I'm not a vegan but I do like me some kale.

Thank you. I'm midway through Clash of Kings and I needed this. He's such an evil little shit.

Bill Cosby is disappoint.

I hope the students band together and chant "MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY!" til the administrators have no choice but to throw Brad Seng off of the gymnasium roof.

BAD school. BAD! That is NOT how you teach sex ed. Go to your corner! You can come out when you've thought about what you've done.

Gimme dose bear cubs. Gimme.

The proper punctuation and grammar lead me to believe that this clever tweet was written by one of Kanye's assistants, not Kanye himself. Still, I chuckled.

This swan traps a woman in her car and tries to peck his way in. Some horror movie music is really needed here.

Sure... it's all fun and games until they grow up and try to steal your dragon scroll.

I read that as "we need a Sunday morning fuck" and that perked me right up. I guess I'm not very awake yet either.

That's what I told myself I would be doing all week, but I'm so tired I just want to come home and sleep. And I need to be fresh for my 2-6 because I'll be working with about 30 munchkins.

We're both screwed. Mine chooses to "gently" wake me at 5am when he wants his noms by using my stomach as a launch pad. Fat kitteh just sleeps at my feet, but the other one is clearly on meth.

Tell me about it. I foolishly agreed to come in mornings to help my boss out. I wake up at about 5am and commute into the city to work from 6:30am-8am. Drive home and take a 4 hour nap. Then wake up and drive back to work 2:30 to 6:00. Melatonin helps me fall asleep at night, but I worry that I'm doing damage to my…

I'll just leave this here.

There there, baby sloth. At least you has blanket. And snuggles.

I live in central PA and it always amuses me how out-of-towners go crazy for Sheetz. When my brother was visitnng, he wanted to go ALL THE TIME. I was like "Dude... it's just Sheetz. What's the big deal?"

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I'll take that risk. It's a polar bear. A FREAKING ADORABLE POLAR BEAR.