Inquiring minds want to know!

Well hell-o there.

Well hell-o cutie! Also, take a gander at this panther. He's totally checking you out. All that's missing from his paw is a smoking cigarette or perhaps a glass of scotch.

That IS hot. The Lion King: turning our kids into furries since 1994.

How have I not hearted you before? Brilliant.

When he grows up, he's going to be one sexy kitty.

I would happily trade my 30-something human children at my workplace for one of these furry bundles of joy. Hell, I'd give birth to one if it was scientifically possible. Baby leopard > everything.

But it won't! If you raise it from birth so it thinks you're it's mommy... right? Don't spoil it for me, I want to believe!

Mine love to carry around hair ties and q-tips in their mouths. I also have one cat who loves to chew on earplugs to an almost fetishistic level.

Except for the religion I'm making centered around my cat, Abraham. I'm thinking of calling it "Cheezburgerism" and it preaches taking long naps and extols the virtues of salmon.

Thank you, Jezebel. I needed that :)

Gahh Heidi looks fantastic. I want her dress and boots and I WANT THEM NOW!

But... do they have to do what the women want? Can they refuse? If so, not a brothel.

The smell of whiskey will make me projectile vomit for sure. But I'll take your advice and keep practicing! Wine, how I miss it.

I usually vomit after three. *sigh* I used to be much stronger.

I work at a daycare program at an elementary school. After 7+ hours of sitting in a classroom, we take the kids outside and they run for hours til their parents come to pick them up. A lot of them cry because they don't want to go home.

He is severely fuckable, isn't he? Every time he appeared on screen, something stirred within my (then) 12 year old self.

I'm intrigued. My mom always swore by Cod Liver Oil (love how you capitalized it) for our dogs - it gave them a nice shiny coat, but I was always put off by the smell. I recently started taking fish oil supplements but haven't noticed an improvement yet. Maybe tonight I will try to choke down some more of that cod…

Tiny, you say?

*Looks at bagel*