Pale girls represent! I've become more conscious about sun damage as I get older, and won't ever leave the house with at least SPF 50 on my face. I want to go back in time and kick my 15 year old self for sunbathing on our patio in nothing but baby oil.

Pale skin is beautiful! I would kill to have flawless porcelain skin, alas, mine just looks uneven and freckly when I stay out of the sun. I've had luck with a particular Banana Boat spray on tan, though I don't like the citrusy scent.

Aww, I love water cats. Was he a Scottish Fold by any chance? I only had one cat that would tolerate being bathed, my little Abraham, but he cries so pitifully the other cat beats on the door to be let in. He must think I'm torturing him.

I know! A handsome man that loves both shopping malls and corgis? Can I be dreaming?

Both my cats are huge, so it takes two arms to carry them. The only exception is the under the arm "football hold" that my mom taught me. She said it's how she carried my brother and I when she needed to get some work done, or eat standing up. Bless her.

Kale chips are delicious! I made a batch not too long ago, and I didn't know what to expect, but they were fantastic - crispy, with a delicate flavor, with just a sprinkling of sea salt. My family devoured an entire tray and I made more to take to work the next day. Everyone loved them.

A spoonful of sugar! Helps the racism go down!

I'll look for some thyme oil on Amazon so I can make my own mixture at home. Thanks!

I just prepared a cup of hot chamomile tea for me and my zit. You're right, it is very soothing!

This is so sad :(

I knew I had you hearted for a reason :)

I'm sorry to hear about your skin problems. Acne can be debilitating to self-esteem. I struggled with bad skin for years until I finally started taking birth control. The good news is that if it worked for you for a week, then you're on the right track. Maybe your doctor can prescribe you a different brand. It took…

Lmao I lost it at "personhood rights." I have one of those painful under the skin zits emerging just under my nose. I'm going to try a thyme toner tonight and see if it works. Do you think rubbing alcohol would work, or just plain water?

Can you please explain how you linked to a fake? Do you need to create a new Gmail account? If so, it would seem that I would lose all my information... I don't know. This is needlessly confusing and I wish I could just keep logging in under Snarfblat.

I will miss you and your witty and truthful banter should I be forced to leave Jezebel :(

Okay... I linked this with my Gmail account and had a moment of panic as my full name appeared in the upper right corner, instead of Snarfblat. I love you all, but that shit is private, yo. Unlinked.

I know :(

Hold the presses, Megan Fox has fans?

Oh god oh god oh god oh god. Please tell me that isn't a thing. *runs to bathroom to stare at vagina in mirror*

This makes me so so glad I use OB tampons. No applicator, no muss. I can see what I'm putting into my venus flytrap.