I totally did not start moaning "Baaaaaabieeeeees! Awwwww! I want those baaaaaaybieeees! Eeeeee!" That would be totally embarrassing if I did.

Most nutrition labels are based on a 2000 to 2500 calorie diet. 1200 seems really really low. Especially if you have a tiny person essentially sucking all the calcium out of your bones and nutrients out of your body.

I've cried after a really satisfying masturbation session. Something about orgasm = tension release. Poor spouse! He should take it as a sign that he did a really good job.

I saw the Hunger Games this weekend and a trailer for Titanic came on beforehand. As soon as Celine started wailing, the tears started coming. I cried through that fucking trailer. Cried when Rue died too. My mom was looking at me like she was worried about my sanity.

So *that* explains why I cry after having joyless, orgasm-less sex. Well, that and it's just all around sad.

"200lb 8 year old"

It's Alaska, for Pete's sake let them in! If I lived there, I'd be running an ark, because there's no way I could say "no" to adorable Mr. Fox. And Mr. Eagle looks like he would gouge out my eyes if I refused him.

There's nothing hateful enough a Republican could say about women that could get hardcore Republicans to stop voting for him. The brainwashing is that deep. Santorum could come out and proclaim "I'm a strong supporter of family values. I believe that abortion-seeking women should be shat on and mutilated with razor…

Nicely done! Have a turtle getting it's back scratched by a toothbrush, you've earned it.

THERE we go! Look at the happy doggie! Whose a happy widdle doggie?? YOU are! *snorglesnuggle*

D'aww I love corgis. But mixed with what? I love the freckles.

But no smile! C'mon darlin', give us a smile! /creepy sidewalk dude impression

Really!? Mine too! I always love to hear from other dingo owners. Yours looks sleepeh and adorable in that picture. Soooo sleepeh.

I have a pet dingo, he's a real peach. We found him in a park when he was a puppy, and named him Baby. He hasn't eaten anyone yet - but he does like to catch birds.

What is that I don't even...

I'll see you that shar pei, and raise you a dingo.

Exactly. My heart stopped when she went out of view.

Or it could be just referring to an actual rosebud. Roses are quite nice.

Ooh well done. I saved all those Francos to my GIF folder for future use. And maybe a little private research...

Well played... well played. Have a Franco.