Well, we'll need oil riggers when we start raping the Earth of it's nonrenewable natural resources again.

What exactly is #2 supposed to represent in the above diagram of the uterus? I'm kind of concerned. Should there be a white substance blocking my cervix?

Nope, not shocking and disgusting enough. We singletons are creepy, gross weirdos, and don't you dare forget it!

No, because in Gilead, women have no rights.

I'm so sorry. If that happened to me, I'd just assume he'd died suddenly.

Seconded.

I had night terrors as a kid, and would sleep on a mattress on my mom's bedroom floor every now and then. I did this til about 12 or 13, so no judgments here. The fort idea is awesome, I was a burrower myself.

See? That makes sense. Babies need to nurse, moms need to sleep. And kids have nightmares and insecurities but... The average male gets an erection every 90 minutes during a night. I can attest to this from sleeping next to him. At some point, his daughter might become aware of this. It just... I don't know. *sigh*

Thanks for the book recommendation, I'll definitely check it out!

We have a very active sex life, he only had baby girl every other week. I have a great relationship with BG, I work at her daycare. I'm not trying to push her out of his life or anything like that. I was just curious what commenters thought about the co-sleeping situation.

It was a pretty nasty divorce, his ex-wife had been having an affair, but his daughter didn't seem to be affected by it. Her response: "Yay! So I get to have two bedrooms now!?" Unfortunately, she doesn't use them for sleeping, just storage.

Regarding co-sleeping, can any Jezzie parents weigh in when they think it's the appropriate time to move the child to their own bed?

I laughed. It needs to follow with one of these: [sadtrombone.com]

My Mr. Smithers and my little Abraham heartily approve. They both got special chicken tonight, and lots of belly snorgling.

It's very unflattering on her skin tone.

I had no idea it was that simple. Definitely trying this out. Thanks!

THANK you.

Well... at least Lindsay's awful orange tan is fading. That's something, right?

I think she looks great, and the bow is a nice touch. I'm reading The Hunger Games now and really enjoying it. Hopefully the movie won't disappoint.

It looks like a Target dress.