We ladies just can't win. Thanks for the cool lesson, I never knew that about myself.

If you're on hormonal birth control for 20-30 years, won't you have a lot of eggs left over? I haven't released a fresh egg since I was 17.

I remember helping a newly hatched robin that had fallen out of it's nest. It was pink, featherless, and had creepy translucent skin where you could see all of it's internal organs, including the beating heart.

I have your craaaaab people right here. PUTIN CRAB!

You made me chortle. I'll raise a glass to that!

The berry blend is delicious, I am not ashamed to say. My mom and I both agree.

I once got trashed with a friend on low-end fortified wines and spent the night vomiting up spaghetti. Tons and tons of spaghetti. I thought I was dying and looking at my insides in the toilet. Yup.

It's a delicious giant soft pretzel with warm crab dip in the middle. And I can attest that it's one of the most amazing things you will ever eat - drunk.

Benadryl is my savior. It's my secret for a restful night's sleep, or just taking the edge off when I'm having a particularly nervous-breakdowney day. But I guess it affects every person differently.

THANK you.

I envy the nice safe world he must live in. It's true, most men I've been acquainted with are shocked (shocked!) and offended that any woman would regard them as a potential threat. They truly must inhabit a different world than you and I.

Dear god that is horrifying... just horrifying. That poor girl. Don't ever let people make you feel ashamed for being "hyper-cautious." If it keeps you and your family members from becoming victims, I say always trust your instincts.

I too have a weakness for ugly/cute animals. Like pugs. And squashed-in faced kittens.

She should've considered giving up hairspray instead.

Hearted. Gee, there sure are a lot of Chris Brown fans in here tonight.

Bob Ross's voice is my solution to Ambien. I'd listen to him say anything. Soooo soothing.

Nothing is more aging than caring for a large group of children. Nothing.

Tell me about it. I'd let him practice some of his moves on me *slobber*

I think ... I think I just juiced a little... can we have more?

How did they get the eggs such a perfect green? I'm jealous.