I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

This makes me want to go to med school and become an ob-gyn specializing in abortions. Let those woman-hating fuckers come at me.

I would nom on every one of those 26 toes. Daniel is an awesome name for a cat. I have an Abraham, so I'm a big fan of people-names for cats.

Reading your description had me cracking up at my desk. Thank you. And if that's your Willow, she's gorgeous!

Sick old people don't need to use my internal organs to survive. If they did, it would be another story.

Why should whether or not a fetus/embryo/whatever is alive matter at all? No living person has the right to use my body parts against my will - and here's the kicker - even if it means they will die.

That wasn't hard at all. The quotes from rapists were the ones that sounded the most defensive.

You know you want it.

This is good but I can think of a few more.

Get her one of those creepy little fetus ornaments. Pro-Lifers love fetuses. They stop giving a shit once the baby is born though.

Thanks for telling me, I didn't realize that he'd been shot. That explains a whole lot. I feel sorry for the croc but never in a million years would my lips touch its snout.

Have you ever owned a cat? I have two. They are the most genuinely loving pets I've ever had. Once when I was laid out sick with the flu, one of my cats laid across my stomach (which was hurting) and the other curled around my head (which was also hurting). They stayed like that for hours, just purring and licking me.…

I think Pocho might be brain damaged. Maybe he swam too close to someone's boat propeller and it gave him a lobotomy. The way it moves, or rather, flops around, seems to imply that he's not all that healthy by animal standards. Still, Chito will be devastated when his animal "friend" dies. Unless it musters the last…

I could totally get behind this research.

Where do you live and how can I get there?

This makes me long for the days when I worked at a sports bar. Almost every day after work, the employees would stick around and have a few drinks. If the boss happened to be there, a few drinks would turn into a fuckload of drinks. He used to try to make me to do body shots or dance on the bar. I told him I would…

Dear god... if I were you I'd carry a secret flask. There's no way I could deal with all that stone cold sober.

I was so moved by your story I had to reply to say "thank you."

I can't stop staring at her hips in the tiger print bikini photo. I have never had the urge to gnaw and nom on someone's hips til this moment. They're.... spectacular.

Can't ya just pull down your underwear at the same time you pull down your jeans? Kinda like you do when you go to the toilet? Well, maybe not if you were picturing something a little less... urgent. ;)