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I'm too angry to articulate right now. Allow me to sum up my reaction to this "sitcom" with a gif.

Thanksgiving leftovers always tastes better at midnight. It's a scientific fact.

I grew up in the South and later relocated to a small racist town in the North, you have my sympathies. I still remember how sexually charged I was as a teenager and frustrating it was that there wasn't anyone ideal to act out those feelings on. But I think frequent fantasizing helped nurture my creative side - not a

I waited til college to have sex because teenage boys are repulsive. At least, they were to me.

I just found the perfect pesent for my cats... guess whose going to be the best mommy this year!!

I really don't have any good incentives to leave the comfort of my parent's home. Well, there was one... but since my sex drive inexplicably evaporated, so did my desire to move out. Go figure.

Yeah Michonne! She was the most interesting character In the Walking Dead comic. They'd better not fuck her up in the tv series, but they probably will anyway.

But why does she have a nipple on her collarbone - oh god! *runs to study artists' anatomy books*

You know, they're right. Expecting women to take artificial hormones for 20+ years to avoid unplanned pregnancy is unfair. We should just sterilize men.

I just realized: I am that unstable, socially awkward friend in my group. No wonder I love my cats so much. Thank you for that gem!

*hugs* You're not alone. Neither are you "broken," "damaged," or "fucked up." You're perfect just the way you are and deserve someone who can appreciate the whole you. That guy sounded like a grade A asshat. Sounds like *he'll* probably be alone the rest of his life if he keeps it up.

The worst part is when you can *tell* that they're spelling out letters on your clit. And then you think "oh my god, he/she must be so bored. Am I taking too long? Fuck!" Completely takes you out of the moment.

I'm not a huge fan of performing them - unless I'm really nuts about the guy or I find him incredibly sexy. But otherwise it can feel a bit... I don't know... degrading? But it depends 100% on the guy. If he's cool and feminist, it can be a fun experience. If he's a misogynist bro, it can be a degrading trip to hell.

Oh boy... are you me? The only person I have ever been able to come with was my first college boyfriend - who incidentally took my virginity by rape. I've had sex with half a dozen people since then and barely feel a thing. So at the very least, know that you're not alone. And you're not "fucked up"or damaged either.

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At least he gives you a breakfast sandwich afterwards. I've had worse.

I'll raise a glass to that!

Haha that's not what I got.

"The Herman Cain"

Hmm I'm also interested in hearing the answer to this. I've heard that women who have not had children are more likely to expel the IUD (out of their uterus, that is) but I have not heard that it makes you more prone to infection. I'm sorry about your experience. It sounded unpleasant, youch.

Impossible. Everything women do is for the men, remember?