More like vampire teeth... nothing about that mouth says "childlike" to me. But then again, maybe I'm just old.

I used to love that song but that super-creepy video takes it to a whole new level of awesome.

I would die of happiness of they casted a POC for the Hobbit. They won't though, because fans would get their rage boners in an uproar that it's not true to the book or some shit. The LOTR movies cut out hours of singing and godawful Tom Bombadil, I didn't see anyone griping about that!

I'd been trying years to properly enjoy PIV like a grown up lady "should" but I've finally come to the conclusion that it just doesn't do a whole lot for me. I can feel the penis inside of me, but it's not doing anything more than pushing my insides around, giving me some major gas issues. The sensation is what I…

My cats love ham almost on a fetishistic level. Sometimes I catch the big one trying to open the fridge door with his little paw. They can smell it in there.

I want to touch that bellah! He looks like my Smithers! I love cow cats.

My big boy does that to me whenever I close my eyes when I'm in the bath. My two cats are convinced I'm dying. Sometimes I'll roll over facedown in the water just to mess with them and the I'll feel the big one stepping on the back of my head. *nudge nudge* "Mom, are you okay? Mom? Mooooomm?"

No no only her human body dies. Then Edward turns her into a vampire. I'm sorry, with all the twilight-centric posts on this site I thought most people were familiar with the plot. Sorry :/

We are the Neilmed sinus rinse devotees. And we are legion. Join uuuuus!

She's so strong and independent, ya know. She chooses her choice. Like marrying a 100 year old control freak and dying violently in childbirth. All valid choices.

You may be in luck. I was just coming here to rave about my Neilmed, which just spared me from the worst cold ever. My mom picked one up from Walgreens to try after I spent five days hacking up gross phlegm. It's basically a plastic water bottle that you put up one nostril and squeeze and it flushes all the gunk out…

Not at all, I've sometimes considered myself asexual but it's my understanding that asexuals don't feel attraction to other people, which I do. I don't know, I'm not interested in putting a label on it just yet while I'm still young and have time to figure it out. I'm definitely panromantic though. Thank you for your…

"Parts of the dress turn transparent when the wearer's heart rate rises."

TV would be a lot more interesting if it featured Gillette commercials where a bevy of seemingly headless bronzed "Gods" were lying out by the pool, and flipping over on cue to wiggle their glistening gams in the air.

I think it was banned for containing lead. Such a shame, I was reading about it and was getting really excited until I got to that whole bit about it poisoning you.

Good lord, that man makes my naughty spot tingle.

Heels make my legs look sleek and elegant when I'm posing in front of the bedroom mirror, but I become painfully insecure the moment I step out my front door. Coupled with the fact that the painful mincing walk makes me look at best like I'm not used to wearing them, and at worst, an easy target for muggers.

Wednesday nights are the bomb. Most bars have wing/beer specials and like you said, it's the perfect ratio of people. Weekends can sometimes feel too crowded and there's this thick haze of sexual desperation that hangs in the air. But bar on a Tuesday or Wednesday? Everyone's chill.

I'm a 24 year old woman who lives with her parents. And yes, some days I do feel like a loser. I don't date, I work a couple of lousy part time jobs, and I talk way too much about my cats. It's hard enough coming to terms with how I feel about all of this without society heaping more guilt and insecurities on top of…

I think she's trying to do "duckface" but it looks strange because she had naturally thin lips. So she looks like Jack Nicholson as the Joker instead.