*blushes* Aww shucks, don't mention it. I have central heterochromia too! My eyes are light green with a brown center, and a turquoise limbal ring. Limbal rings are the coolest.

Can I just get a portion of my iris zapped so I can have sweet heterochromia like Kate Bosworth? That would be great, thanks.

Oh my god, I think you dated my ex. Your poor woman... we need to start a club.

You have my sympathies. The area you live in now sounds horrifying, and I'd be scared shitless if I were in your shoes. I'm assuming it is someplace in Florida?

I dated him too, lousiest lay of my life. Thirty seconds of penetration followed by twenty minutes of crying. Fuck that guy.

(replying to real_recognize here because her comment was too short) Actually... he's dating this guy now. But he has been married to women, twice.

+1

"See!?!? The mens have it just as hard!!! Meybeh even harder!! I deserve lots of praise for 'trying' to understand."

Am I supposed to see something titillating there? It's a blurry dark ass.

Your story had me spitting my coffee onto my keyboard, well done. I think the creeps lost interest because you were being gross, since creeps have no qualms about fucking children. I'm sorry that happened to you, but the way you handled it does make for a hilarious story.

And I'm happy to find out I'm not the only one either. I never really liked drinking - it always made me weepy and sad - but I used to do it a lot for the sake of fitting in. Now I abstain completely just because I know how it messes me up emotionally.

Ooh yeah.... I posted upthread that I didn't attribute my lack of sex drive to the pill. I forgot about the anti-depressants I've been taking for almost four years. A very good point.

Me too! It's the same as Yaz, but cheaper. My periods have been reduced to a smudge and my skin is all glowey and pimple-free. Hurray for Loestrin!

I've been on the pill for 7 years and have zero interest in sex. Zip. Nada.

Oh I'm certain. Kim's publicist is already frantically calling up NFL members, trying to stage a "romantic beach getaway!!" to keep her in the headlines.

I hadn't noticed that she lost much weight, her image kind of rests on her "bootylicious (god I hate that word) curves." She wears spanx though! See? The Kardashians: just like us!

I haven't dressed up for Halloween in years, but if I did, I'd take my katana from kendo class and go as a "sexy samurai." I dare anyone to fuck with me then.

I'm rotfl even as I contemplate how miserable the life of a "revenge" child would be. What awful people they are.

I just drool and fart constantly when I'm out in public. Keeps the rapists at bay. And everyone else, come to think of it.

Reading this I am filled with rage. And giggles. But mostly rage. Well done.