Countdown to Kim's "Revenge Bikini Body!!!" begins.

Actually, I would wear the shit out of the Cat in the Hat one. *ducks*

Ever dip them in cream cheese and then salsa? Divine.

What ever happened to personal responsibility and "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" and what have you? I mean, those fetuses could be at fault for dying - why is the mother always to blame? Besides... does anyone know what those fetuses were wearing? Or if they were drinking? This is America, gorramit!

I'm having a crappy week and all I can do is roll my eyes at this latest point of pro-life propaganda. "Abortion kills babies." WHO CARES???? You think GOD cares? If you pick up the bible, you'll see that god is one of the leading causes of death! Human life is not sacred, that is some bullshit. There too many of us…

Yup. I just don't come easily with a partner. No orgasm for me unless that person is willing to devote a lot of time, patience, and enthusiasm to my pleasure. And that isn't likely to happen on a stranger. That's why I often choose to wait, not because of any prudish notion or I'm trying to snag a man, but because I…

I read that GladOS was designed to look like a female in bondage, and I admit that was the first thing my brain saw when I glanced at that photo. Clever video game developers.

Oh good lord! What is that!?

My most memorable dreams are always nightmares turned sex dreams... or sex dreams turned nightmares. Basically sex with scary monsters. And it's both terrifying and fantastic. Then I wake up, sigh, and go back to my boring vanilla life having sex with boring vanilla men. Eh. Some things are best kept as fantasy.

I lived in a conservative area of the South til I was 17. There was a lot of slut-shaming that went on, so even if kids were having sex, they weren't talking about it. Then I moved up North, and there were ten pregnant girls in my senior class. Fun.

You must've grown up in the south. So did I.

Yup, I think 4chan is trolling us again. Don't reply to any spammer's comments. Let the mods take care of it.

Because deep down, they believe pregnancy and childbirth should be a punishment for those sluts who willfully *chose* to have sex.

Three cheers for "The Care and Keeping of You." I slipped it into my mom's shopping cart when I was 12, it was a lifesaver as far as my confused young brain was concerned.

My college had a strictly enforced no pet policy too, but my roommates and I managed to keep a kitten for an entire semester. We were never caught though he escaped a few times and was briefly adopted by another room who dubbed him "Fatty." I miss that cat.

Maybe someone in the dorm owned a cat. Cats looove to knock over wastebaskets and strew chewed up tampons all over the floor. Mine will do just about anything for the taste of that sweet ambrosia. And ya know... spinsters love cats.

I lost it at "spokesturd." She's being serious too. Oh boy.

That cat is clearly a democrat. He looks embarrassed to be in the frame.

Oh wow.... that was really powerful. I don't remember having an emotional reaction to a Hollywood trailer like that in years. Will definitely have to see this.

They might as well get up there and describe their bowel movements. "Oh look, you can see a cute widdle piece of corn right there! That corn was inside of me, you know. I digested it with love."