You're right. That *IS* weird. Have you seen a doctor?

Hey, quit hogging all of the orgasms! It's people like you who are to blame for there never being any in stock when I go to the orgasm store. Hmm, maybe I can order some orgasms online.

Go team Hitachi! I'm sure your partners appreciate your creativity and forethought. ;)

Do it, it will change your life. Best fifty dollars I ever spend. I am not someone who orgasms very easily, but the first time I used the wand, BAM! Multiple orgasms so intense I was literally convulsing with pleasure til I finally melted onto the floor in a blissful puddle. The design of the wand can be intimidating…

Hmm... I want *orgasms* nearly all of the time. Sex, not so much. Because in my case, sex =/= orgasms. Hitachi vibrator on the other hand... *lovingly strokes hitachi*

So in other words, "they just can't help it."

Halloween costumes... for cats? Pray tell how is this accomplished?? Mine would shred my forearms to ribbons if I even attempted to put a collar on them.

No way, I live up north and by late October it gets COLD. I'll be cozy in my bathrobe feeling sorry for all the people in skimpy costumes. I could wear some sexy bunny slippers under that robe though... hmm.

I'm going as a crazy cat lady! Smeared lipstick, teased hair, and tape a bunch of stuffed kitties to my bathrobe. It'll be grand.

I see the hair color is similar, but there's nothing similar going on in the face area. Exhibit A: Kat Dennings. Look at them lips! And dem boobs! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk. Doing, uh, more research.

Are you me?

My baby niece wasn't breastfed, and she remains *mesmerized* by boobs. Stares at them in wonder and longing. I would love to hold her more, but if she doesn't have a pacie in her mouth she just buries her face right between the twins. Poor baby.

Ditto.

When did democrats in charge get so timid? Imagine if Obama said what Bill Clinton does in this clip. Imagine the uproar if he told off an anti-choicer by saying "You would want to put every doctor,and every woman as an accessory to murder, and you won't say that because you wouldn't get a lick of political support."…

TMI alert, but when I was a teenager I had no idea what those bumps were, so I tried squeezing them - like a zit. Imagine my horror when a small amount of pus came out. Now I'm wondering if that was baby scent juice and my urge to pick is strong. More secretions?? NOooooo get them off of me!

This. This times a thousand.

Ugh, the look... I despise that look. I wish every man whose gone down on me knew that if I can sense he's getting bored or frustrated, I get anxious, and it's only going to make it harder for me to orgasm. Which in turn makes them more bored and more frustrated. It's the infinite loop of dissatisfaction.

Absolutely. Coming to terms with my panromantic side was the best thing I ever did. You rock the hell out of that porch.

Maybe you're projecting more confidence than when you were 26, and everyone - men, women, even one-eyed alley cats, find that irresistible. Interesting you should mention, I find that I am most beset upon by men when I am absolutely *not* interested in a relationship at that very moment. The laws of attraction, eh?

Nervous lip-lickers unite! Chapstick saves my poor cracked tortured lips in the winter, or anytime it's dry. I know it's probably ending up in my stomach (eugh) but even the thought alone isn't enough to pry my beloved chapstick from my withered, papery hands.