I bought the Revlon on a lark and it looked and felt like I colored my lips in with magic marker. Dry, uneven, and the color was completely different that it looked in the tube (it was an orangey red but came out blue-red). I've never had much luck with lip stains anyway. That's why I'll always keep coming back to…

For the last time, science: correlation =/= causation. One possible explanation: women with already poor health were taking the vitamins to try to be healthier, died anyway. Vitamins are not going to kill you, silly people.

Ah well that makes sense then ... lol

Eh.. I'm not a fan of the new zombie look for Walking Dead. I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to the second season, especially since they fired all the writers responsible for the groundbreaking season one. /grumble

Oh my god. Tell me you're not serious?

Rachel Zoe looks like a parody of a Disney villaness. Like... the evil nanny who charms the single father and secretly makes the children's lives a living hell til they resolve to get rid of her.

I hope you responded "I can only imagine how tough it must be for you, being tied down to your family obligations, poopy diapers, screaming tots, and scrimping and saving for your children's future Ivy League education... oh boy, I would just cry myself to sleep every night."

Pictured here: the natural progression of life.

Remember that charming young man from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" I think some of his fans are clinging to the hope that he will one day be attractive and charming once more. I say that ship has sailed. Depp was a whole 'nother animal after Tim Burton sunk his claws into him, and it was not an improvement. His…

Just make a new fucking movie!!! Don't call it "Snow White!"

I wish I hadn't read Snooki's tweet. I'm ridiculously sensitive when it comes to animals, 'specially kitties. What the hell kind of growth would require an amputation? Gonna go squeeze my kitties now.

Oh believe me, they do. While searching for this trailer, I came upon dozens of articles, and hundreds of video comments that suggested that abortion is the "ultimate evil" , the movie has the right idea about how to treat pregnant women, and these "sluts" should be put down. Never mind that killing an adult woman…

Forced Birth: The Movie. Coming soon to a reality near you.

It's all fun and games until it comes into contact with your urethra. Stinging agony for a week.

A few commenters down below recommended an apple cider vinegar rinse after shampooing with the soap. I did this the other week after the soap left my hair a tangled waxy mess, and it's back to normal now.

I followed this advice the other week when I shampooed with the soap and it left my hair a dull, waxy, tangled mess. It sure did smell nice (and feel nice) in the shower though. It's a shame my hair doesn't like it.

Lol my cats freak out too when they hear babies crying. I read somewhere that cats imitate the frequency that human infants cry in order to manipulate our emotions. Crafty cats...

Hnnnnnnnnggggh! My ovaries! Must... resist.... the urge... to breed!

This summer, when I was between jobs, a friend and I would get together and drink a few bottles of wine, get high, and watch bad daytime tv. It was glorious. But combining the two? Ehh... I'm a traditionalist. And I bet it smells like poo.

Whenever someone I'm not interested in approaches me in a bar, I just start hissing and farting uncontrollably. Works every time.