"Precioussss.... we wants it!" SHUT UP OVARIES HE WILL NEVER BE OURS!

He's putting in a pair of sunglasses... on top of his other sunglasses. But... whyyy?

Sturgeon Face strikes again! [sturgeonface.com]

Oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever!

That's how all of my OKC relationships end... I meet someone, we're apparently perfect for each other, we hit it off and ... run out of things to talk about on OKC. And stop writing each other. I think one or both people really has to be committed to meeting in person to take it to the next level. Otherwise it just…

Will Ferrell. Or Keifer Sutherland, depending.

I don't trust animals without eyes. They're inherently shifty. ಠ_ಠ

If you get him wet, does he shrink down to the size of a whippet? If you brush out his curls, would they hang to the ground? These are questions that beg answers.

That dog bothers me. It has no eyes!

Good for you, Jen. Now if you could only stop talking about your divorce from Brad, I'll take your word that you're over it.

You've come a long way, baby.

Handle bar mustache monkeys squee!

What morons.

He's like "where's the milk!? Time to pay up!"

It sounds like he's kneading on you. Which would mean he's come to see you as a nurturing mother figure. Awww.

I thought I would go my entire life without seeing a cat pen0r. Or at least I hoped. Then the other night I came out of the bathroom and discovered Smithers on the floor licking himself with his lipstick totally out. I wanted to die... and he was pretty embarrassed too.

First person I thought of when study mentioned "wide faces." But Sam Neil would never lie to me! Never!

The fact that he doesn't emotionally connect with people easily (even if you're an exception) shows that he has some emotional problems he needs to sort out before he makes a commitment to someone. You may be really attracted to him, but it's only been 24 hours. If you really want to sit him down and have "the talk"…

DTMFA. He's an inconsiderate douchenozzle who didn't even consider your feelings on his moving. Seriously, don't waste another minute on him. No matter how "wonderful" those 2-3 months are, you can never get them back. I'm so sorry. Just enjoy your time in college now and look forward to your trip out of country. It…

You didn't mention what his weird habits were, but if you don't think you could deal with them long-term NOW, it's only going to annoy you more down the road. Listen to what your instincts are trying to tell you about this guy. He outright told you he doesn't invest in people easily. That's a huge red-flag there.…