It's never too early to go full cat lady. I'm in my early twenties and already sick of the dating scene. My cats understand me like no one ever could (cue tiny violins). I only have two at the moment due to living arrangements but I'd have at least 17 if I could.

I looked at the album, and while I do covet the gorgeous beige dress one dark haired woman is wearing, they're not so much "riding" the bikes as posing next to them or taking their bike for a walk down the street. Quelle disappoint.

I lost it at "body broth." Lol! Mine will drink the people soup too, but they don't like it if I add any suds - sweat flavored is best.

My cats like to watch me take baths, it fascinates them. They stand up on the rim and study me like scientists wondering "why would you ever want to sit in your own dirty ass water?" And then I realize they're right, and my mood goes south. Splashing them helps, but not much.

Well, did it warm you up? Haha, I never had red wine when I was a kid, but my parents caught me chugging from a box of white once. What? I thought it was white grape juice, only more aweeesome!

Jezebel, are you trolling me?

I wish my parents were the permissive type. I'm 23 and living at home due to the economic situation. STILL not allowed to have gentlemen upstairs (this is why I don't bring anyone home anymore, mom). Oh, and my mom recently discovered hickeys on my neck from when I was visiting a girlfriend, so now she thinks I'm the…

Did you ever know that you're my herooooooo? And everything I would like to - *sobs uncontrollably*

I wish I could make and keep female friends without having sex with them. Things usually turn awkward after that. And I'm a straight woman.

Hear hear!

I think I agree with you. Once a year really isn't that excessive. I know at least two young (one was 19) women who discovered precancerous cervical cells during their annual visits, and it may have saved their lives. You're very fortunate they caught it in time. What a harrowing ordeal it must've been.

You have my sympathies. Did you by any chance have an abnormal test result that your doctors felt the need to have so many paps?

I'm in the same boat that you were in. Applying for jobs, stayed clean for years but friends with a few potheads... I don't think I've gotten high from the second hand fumes but I vaguely remember someone sticking a pipe in my mouth the other night when I was drunk. I was like "how do you smoke?" Ah... but that…

Hmm good idea. He sleeps a little bit during the day but I'm so grateful to have a break that I don't wake him up. Mommy needs her rest.

I have a kitten who I'll be reading this to...

Mr Plinket! I've watched those reviews more times that I've seen the prequels. He's not just relentlessly insulting them, he actually brings up some really good points, continuity etc.

Oh my. That one with all the cats is going to be me. I hope.

You and me both. I moved to a new state in the middle of my senior year so I didn't have any friends either. Skipped Prom. Skipped graduation. People act so shocked when I tell them but honestly I don't think it's that big a deal.

Your ex boyfriend sounds like a moron. Good on you for finding a man who loves everything about your body. I can imagine how self-esteem issues would manifest by staying with someone who was so clearly repulsed by female anatomy (closet gay maybe?). In general, I think most guys are just super stoked to be with a…

I tend to think this is a generational thing as well. In my experience, I've never had a problem getting a young man to go down on me- in fact they usually dive right in enthusiastically! However, since I was a victim of sexual abuse, I'm only comfortable giving blowjobs to men that I trust completely. When I explain…