What about the Swiffer commercials where the man has a romantic affair with his Swiffer while his jealous old mop glowers in the window.

Way to go, MissPork ;)

I remember reading an interview about them in a magazine years ago where the twins were giving posing tips. They said to achieve that "pouty sexy" look, to purse your lips like you're saying "prune." I tried it and my lips just looked like a cat's anus, so I don't think I was doing it right.

Yes! The guide to advanced cat yodeling is my favorite. I've tried out the cat technique on my cats, and ended up with bloody forearms from excessively jubilant yodeling. Also, I want to marry that sexy silverfox and combine our cat families.

Might be too late but #COTD

What's wrong with cat ladies? I cannot *wait* til I become a crazy cat lady. I adore cats, but I only have two at the moment. It would be harder to relocate or find an apartment if I had, say, seventeen. And men aren't called crazy cat ladies, they just become "the guy with all the cats."

I had a friendly cat who would headbutt my breasts. I miss that cat, but oh, the pain.

Both my cats woke up from their naps when crazy lady started making cat noises. These are the cats that sleep through thunderstorms and loud movies. Just saying, maybe there's something to it.

I had a cat who used to leave mouse entrails on my doorstep. It was kind of menacing but also kind of cute cause he always seemed so proud. "Hey mom, look what I found!"

Oh my god, do want!

That sounds seriously uncomfortable, unless men are exaggerating when they scream and nearly collapse when flying objects nearly graze their precious jewels. But hey, maybe some like the pain. I've certainly become accustomed to it, though I nearly fainted during my first wax.

But... how do you wax it? Ballsack is so stretchy! You have to have a taut surface or you'll rip off more than just hair. I know this from experience in waxing my own lady mound. Do you pull the ball skin as tight as possible? Do it inch by inch? Inquiring minds want to know!

That is the most unflattering angle of a man's privates.

Oh wow.... a sob just caught in my throat and made this horrific gagging noise. That is just awful... a grinder?? Dear God. I can't imagine how traumatized you must've been after seeing that. Those poor baby chicks.

I was seventeen when I started the pill too. My breasts definitely increased in size, and my hips too. But I'm not sure if I can attribute that to the pill or normal adolescent growth. Guess we'll never know.

I think they monitored food intake. Say, if Coco's appetite increased, she might eat more monkey pellets. But I see what you're saying. If Coco had unlimited access to a typical person's fridge, instead of controlled amounts of healthy monkey pellets, we might see a difference.

Delusional BF: Je suis le roi! JE SUIS LE ROI! LE ROI- HNNNNNNGGGH!

TMI alert:

Bwahahaha! Why didn't I think of that? Btw, I just noticed in tiny print below the Revlon (Troubled pluckers are our customers). So maybe sexually frustrated people pluck more?

This turned up on a google search for "sperm-shaped eyebrows." I really would like to know the context behind this Revlon ad, and why the byline reads" The world doesn't need to know that you've always got SEX on your mind."