D'aww shucks!

Heh. Lezards.

I wish... human women evolved the ability to just push out an unwanted baby, ya know? Like sit on the toilet and it would just gush out... then there wouldn't even BE an abortion debate.

D'aww shucks! I'm happy to help, especially since I too am obsessed with Quinn's sundresses and cute cardigans. I would watch that show on mute just for her.

Perhaps the people eating low salt diets are consciously monitoring their salt intake because they already have a risk of heart disease. Just a thought.

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"The only exception to this will be the use of a handheld mirror to apply makeup..."

Don't worry, we hate you too.

Because he was shooting at them? Using civilians as shields? It would've been nice to see him be humiliated a bit further on trial, but you do what you have to do. I for one am glad he won't get another opportunity to spread his hatred. A trial and the publicity surrounding it would do just that.

Now I can't UNSEE it!

If I ever have children, or more likely sentient cats, I'm going to be straight with them about a lot of things.

Huh. My parents were the exact opposite. They always drank in secret, and told me alcohol was basically poison and it would kill me. THEN... I went to college and discovered how untrue that was. I enjoyed drinking, a little too much in fact, made a lot of poor decisions.

Yes, but the honeymoon is over. We need some tips on how to put the spark back into our relationship. Oh! How about I cover my face in cat food and let him lick it all off?

I call my cat "my husband." But when he's bad, he is known as "you little shit." Clearly, we need therapy.

Yay cookie! Omnomnomnomnom! *crumbles everywhere*

U jelly?

And "toast" to "tow-est."

:D

I get plenty of bruises on my knees but it's because I'm not very coordinated and have a tendency to bump into things in the dark. Also, since I bought a spinny desk chair, I love nothing more than to spin spin spin, which sometimes leads to additional injuries. But I'm on the pill so, yay?

True that. I have it as a requirement on my OKCupid profile "must love cats and let them sleep on your bed."