The Hitachi was responsible for giving me my first "OH GOD!" earth-shattering orgasm. I never want to go without it again.

I believe it's a seal. A very large seal.

I hope someone out there is listening...

Silly girl, only your husband is allowed to rape you.

Some people lack empathy.

Here ya go, a pair of tits.

Oh serious cat, how you make me giggle.

D'aww I miss being able to stick my cat in my shirt like when he was little. He used to curl up on my bosoms and fall asleep to the drum-drum of my beating heart. If I tried that on him now I'd just end up with a bloody tit.

Such a sublime analogy.

I should write the companion piece "Why I'll Never Fuck A Gay Man Again."

I never got an apology. Just a "thanks for helping me realize who I am." Like I'm only here to help gay men on their quest to realizing how disgusted they are by pussy. My self-worth is a little damaged, as you can imagine...

Aw I really wanted to hear the explanation behind this Darth Vader picture! lol

Oh hai, look what I found!

Was that picture taken 20 years ago? Her face does not look like that anymore.

All I can think about is in the top picture how she looks remarkably like Sigourney Weaver in the final scene of Alien. Like maybe after she blew the alien out the airlock, Ripley decided to chow down on some sweets before going into cryosleep.

Um... I'm a woman and I was more thinking along the lines of a group of women getting together and taking out these guys. Or the survivor doing it herself.

This is a case for vigilante justice if there ever was one. The government can't be trusted to do what's right, citizens have to take justice into their own hands.

I would have too, little girl. I would have too. That voice!

God, now I'm just depressed... I'm 23 and can't do any of those things. Guess life just isn't worth living anymore.