Rosie is flawless! I wish I could enlarge so I could gawk at her perfect bone structure and collarbone.

And with my pregnant sister-in-law. I always suspected she was sexually repressed, it was a shock to me when they conceived. But taking meds for your restless legs when you're pregnant can't be better for the baby then rubbing one out.

I would agree with you on that. However sometimes a man's true nature doesn't reveal itself until after he's spilled his manly seed.

You know... you're absolutely right. I've never felt sad or shed a tear the times I felt completely in control of the situation, even if the sex was rougher or somehow more intimate. Losing that control and feeling like an object a man is masturbating into, rather than a woman, is what absolutely shatters my…

Usually I'm "sad" after sex because no sooner does the dude pull out is he buttoning up his pants and making excuses about having to go to an early meeting.

I looked at Felice's portfolio - She is so beautiful I could weep. I hope she can make it in the industry without compromising her morals, and I hope Richardson is finally discredited for the rapey fraud he is.

True. It defies gravity. I mean... just look at it!

You know, I think you hit the nail on the head. As a child, my mother always told me I was exceptional, I learned to read at an early age and was very talented artistically. But as I got older, I fell on more of the "average" side academically. You're right, there's so much pressure to succeed, to be everything to…

What part of "killer" whale eludes people?

I'm turning 24 in October and I'm already dreading it. Every birthday since I turned 18 has been a struggle for me. I just feel like I haven't accomplished as much as I would have liked to at my age, and each year is a year closer to that age when no one finds me desirable and I'm unable to do the things I like…

Being open to a whole new array of experiences after a break-up, and masking the pain with drugs and alcohol are two very different things.

I think I love you.

Also... do NOT google "snake in toilet" for your own sanity. I will never take a pee in the dark again.

I can't be the only person who has to check the toilet bowl for snakes before sitting down. Can I?

Why does it feel like we're moving backwards since 1986?

The photo-shopping on that poster is terrible. They all have the *exact* same color of skin.

Hobbits riding horses in the Kentucky Derby? C'mon, let's hear it!

Aha... I thought I recognized her from somewhere.

Lol I'm flattered! Your reaction is not one I encounter very often. So when are we going on that fake internet date?

I hear you, sister. Nothing kills a man's boner faster than when I tell him I design games in my spare time. You'd think I just said I had a purple horn growing out of my head. But enduring harassment from online gaming communities because you're a woman is unacceptable. Some little boys just get so threatened when…