That sounds mouthwatering - will try!

Ahem.

Everyone should just eat more lentils.

Not me! The cheapest food is the kind that's worse for you. I can buy a box of mac n cheese for 99 cents that will feed me for two meals, or purchase veggies and meat for a wholesome meal that'll run me about ten dollars. As an out of work college grad, the choice is obvious.

As a fan of Paula Deen's cooking, I feel your pain.

Ever tried it grilled with a little drizzling of olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and sprinkle of sea salt? To die for.

The episodes with the McPoyles are definitely my favorites. :)

I just wish I could meet a man that did want a monogamous commitment with me...

The thing I find most offensive about the "Daddy Issues" is the hideous artwork.

Thank you... you said exactly what I came here to say, but far more eloquently.

As I recall there was a story line last season where Puck briefly pursued Mercedes to win back his popularity after he shaved his mohawk and was being treated like an outcast (I know, righ?). But he was never really into her.

I had a "sexy horse" toy when I was growing up. She had outrageously long eyelashes, cascading blonde hair, and was always trying to get with Ken. I know, it never occurred to my 7-year old self that people and horses doing it was wrong.

I gasped when I saw this picture. Nature can be so vengeful, so terrifying. I can't imagine how devastating it must be to the people who witnessed this.

My period isn't the "essence" of my womanness. And I can think of words far more taboo that relate more to my experience of being female.

Sorry Jessica, looks like you just weren't "goddess" material. Bummer.

B-but Smartwater's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!

The quickest way to turn desire into revulsion is by participating in sex with someone merely out of a sense of obligation.

I would take a job where I could surf Facebook 7-10 hours a day. Are you kidding? That's what I do in my unemployment time anyway - but I'd be paid for it!

Ooh burn...

Can you imagine the uproar that would ensue if Obama defended abortion and denounced anti-choicers like Bill did here? Truth is, he's a middle-of-the-road president afraid to stand up for anything. Sometimes I miss the Clintons so much.