You and me both. Graduated 9 months ago and haven't landed a job since. I'm competing with people for volunteer opportunities as it is. I'm so depressed and purposeless and angry.

I recall watching a Masters of Horror episode called The Screw-fly Solution, where every woman on earth is murdered by men. It was the most horribly misogynistic thing I'd ever seen.

I left the house the other day in a skirt that came up above my ankles. I felt like a whore, and I loved it. >:)

I'm surprisingly ok with this.

"Oral sex evening." That sounds like my perfect date. A dinner of take-out followed by foreign films and lengthy oral sex session. Mmm.

Lol nice one. You made me think of this.

I love my cat, but there's a reason you'll never seeing me try to put a little sweater on him. And that reason is retractable claws.

Exactly. White lab coat or no, I would never listen to anyone who told me to put my son's penis in my mouth.

Here's a solution: if you don't want kids, don't have them. If you're not sure: don't have them. Especially if you're a Sand Goby.

Oh thank god, maybe this will lower their sex drives. I can only hope.

I completely understand, James. I hate her too. Don't know why, but I do.

I can't believe that awful woman (Hathaway) is going to be hamming it up as Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Yet I know I'm going to end up seeing it anyway. Sigh... I'd best start lubing up my anus now in preparation for the agony.

Lol at your comment. My cat did that exact trick last night with a plastic bag with two slices of french bread in it. He loves the smell of bread and carried the bag up to my room and proceeded to meow helplessly while pawing at it. I finally gave in and gave him a pinch of bread but now he wants it all the time (roll…

Aww that's so sad! Who would abandon an animal that needed them so much? You're a saint for taking him in, don't ever second guess yourself.

I do that with my cat and dog. Whenever I'm alone with one, I'll lean in and whisper in his ear "Don't tell (other pet) ... but mommy loves you best." They eat it up.

Haha my kitty does the same pose, lying on his side with his arm over his hip. The come-hither stare. It works everytime. Cats: we can't resist their charms.

What a beautiful hunter(huntress?). I love black cats with green or yellow eyes.

I once had two cats who were very affectionate towards me, but they went absolutely NUTS over my dad's smell. They would bury their faces in his shoes and inhale the sweet stink, and come up with the highest look ever on their little faces. I miss those cats.

Oh my, how did my panties get around my ankles? Curse you, seduction kitteh!

B-but the invitation said "dress casual." I was going to wear my snuggie and come with a box of wine under my arm.