For a first meeting getting coffee kind of date, your cleavage shouldn't be the focal point. I'd recommend a good supportive bra, and a flirty blouse or camisole with something over it, like a wrap or cute blazer. Dressing in layers is always a good idea.

Pfha, I pamper mine with bi-weekly spa treatments and a freshening chemical peel once a year. Only the best for my vagina!

I use the unscented, but even to me it still has a light scent that I like. My ex boyfriend used to comment on how great I smelled and was a bit surprised when he learned the delicious aroma was emanating from my armpits.

Get this girl to spend extra for deodorant that smells like flowers? Not me. I'm a Mitchum Man. ;)

I used to beg my dad to shave my legs for me when I was in elementary school because the other girls made fun of the light blonde fuzz on my calves. My parents didn't trust a 9 year old with a razor so that was our compromise.

I grow ever more convinced that James Franco and I are fated to be mated. He loves kitties! Squee!

Oh Lucille, come back! We miss you so.

Actually, Kanye, an abortion is less expensive in the long run because you won't have to pay child support. You horrible monster.

No, cause alcohol is only bad for sluts, dontcha know?? Silly wimmins, getting it in their head that they can drink without making utter fools out of themselves.

She's definitely done something to her upper lip.

Um, you guise, she already had this haircut. About five years ago. She cycles in and out of different variations of "The Rachel" to try to trick us into thinking she actually altered some aspect of her appearance/personality. When we all know she hasn't changed a bit since 1995. It's like she drank the magic potion…

Yep, I've removed just about every bit of telling information, removed my last name, and changed my profile picture to Spaghetti Cat. Now none of my employers can find me, mua-hahahahaha!

My favorite one is the nightgown with bustle! Every dress needs a bustle!

Now he reminds me of Hillary Swank circa Boys Don't Cry. That's not a bad thing.

I would like to add an addendum to that article: "Everyone Sucks, and They Probably Always Have - Except for Dogs."

I would love to come out of the bathroom wearing the "Sexy Little Bride" to surprise a one night stand. Nothing would get a man out of my apartment faster ;)

Gosh I hope so. That would be epic. "Look here, Johnny. Mommy shot that rapist in the parking lot of a JCPenny in '08. He didn't know mommy was packing heat so now he decorates our living room."

So... after you shoot a would-be rapist... do you have to eat them?

Noooooo Dr. Pepper was the only brown soda I ever liked! Now I have to swear off it forever. Or drink that crap Coke - blech!

I really hate that argument.