While I still stink bandage dresses are universally unflattering, hot dayum! I would wear the shit out of that collection.

I can't believe I forgot about that! Darn it I guess I'll just have to stick to cats then. Or learn to be less frugal.

It's like the Reebok easy tone shoes: your boobs will be jealous of all the attention your butt gets, har har!

I know I caught flack for dissing Victoria Beckam's (fake) fur coat earlier this week, but I really must comment on how unbelievably ridiculous that coat looks.

Oh but that's the best part: I don't have one! It would have to be an immaculate conception ;)

I adore greyhounds. I was at the dog park today and a couple was there with their three greyhound rescue dogs. They're so graceful and delicate looking. And those sweet faces!

What if it's not a catcall per-say, but the old creepy man whose in my citizen's police academy likes to brush up against me as often as possible while moistening his lips and breathing heavily. Why do they think they can get away with this shit?

DO WANT!

New recruits? I think it says so in the fine print. I don't have my reading glasses on.

Darn. And to think just a few weeks ago I was considering such an arrangement (cooking and cleaning for rent) because I'm unemployed and so sick of living with my parents. It goes to show there are some evil creeps out there and you can't trust anyone on the internet. That poor woman, I hope she gets all the help she…

Have you seen the one where the baby falls out into the woman's pants? Good times.

My favorite was the one where the woman thought she was really constipated and gave birth on the toilet. She didn't know there was a baby involved til she heard the huge splash and saw the cord hanging out.

I don't get it either. If a 16 year old female has sex with an 18 year old male, it sounds like SHE can be charged with unlawful sexual conduct? Say what?

I'd much rather give birth to something that looks like that than a human baby. At least you wouldn't have to pay for the gorilla's college tuition.

Needs more KY Jelly dripping from the walls.

At least Ms. Hawn was endearing. She didn't have to capitalize on her sex appeal constantly.

It's okay to hate them sometimes. Men make up 97% of all the rapists and murderers. Can you imagine what it would be like if the statistics were reversed? Women would be rounded up into camps and exterminated. And yet as things are now we're still expected to suck up to men, flatter and serve them. Even though they…

So... you poop yourself and go on a violent rampage?

How wonderful of your mom to take in those poor dogs, she sounds like an incredible woman. It's sad that people purchase Chows without doing their homework first. They're a difficult breed, but with proper training, can be wonderful loving pets. I'm glad you were able to rehabilitate them and give them forever homes.