"Get over it."

Is that a thing now? How exactly does it work?

I'm depressed as fuck and X is the only illegal drug I'd ever be willing to try. If only for the sheer joy of experiencing happiness for a few blissful hours. Then my life can go back to being crap again. :)

LOL and now I'm imagining - or trying not to- the two of them together.

Congratulations! I have a bit of a Snape fetish so I post gifs of him being awesome whenever appropriate.

I googled "Lord Voldemort twitter" after reading your comment and holy fuckin win, Batman! I know what I'll be reading the next few days.

Every time I hear a story like that, my faith in humanity slips a little bit more. Thankfully there are good stories, like the one above, or I would've gone vigilante on animal abusers a long time ago.

Annnnnnd I'm bawling at my desk. I made it the whole way through Valentines Day without crying, and then you had to go and publish this. Poor sweet Charlie. I had a kitty die of skin cancer the spread from his nose and it was a horrible death. I'm glad he found someone to love him despite of his physical imperfections.

You can tell they mean it too. And this is why I will never love any man as much as I love my dog. It's Baby (my 6-year old dingo)'s birthday today and had a lovely steak dinner and treated him to the trimmings. All in all, a perfect day. <3

Why thank you! And sorry about your lunch. :D

Oh yes. Listening to that took me way back. I've had sex to that one alright.

Posh, how many animals had to die so you could look utterly ridiculous?

I know I've been out of the playing with Barbies loop for about ten years now but... holy hell! When did their bodies get so tiny? My 90's Malibu barbie had hips! And camel toe!

Bigger butts are in vogue, you say? Why, all these years of dieting have been for naught! Solution: we should all gorge ourselves on fast food and chocolate cake to get that coveted jiggle.

Not black. But he did have rotting flesh and kept groaning "Braaaaaaains."

I don't know about the kids, but since I can remember, my biggest turn on is being bitten on the scruff of the neck. Insert joke here about being a cat in former life.

True that, I'm one of them! But I bite back.

My and my boyfriend, Mr. Hitachi, have a romantic evening planned out. ;)

That shredded flower vagina is making me wince and cross my legs.

Toe sucking? Fine by me. Cat abuse? You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.