I knoww! Eat it, dog people. There is nothing as elegant or as sexy as a cat.
I knoww! Eat it, dog people. There is nothing as elegant or as sexy as a cat.
Holy moly, will you look at those curvy gams! I'm having generation envy right about now.
Story of my life. I came onto OKC with such high hopes and it's slowly turning me into a bitter misanthrope. 9 out of 10 messages are pathetic one-liners and generic "hey, how are you?" #sex
If my brother looked like that, I would be such a huge pervert.
What flattering and comfy looking pajamas. Though they make him look like a patient at a mental institute... just a teensy bit.
Indeed it is. My favorite Disney movie. Also pictured is my tubby kitteh, Mr. Smithers. He's much lazier now you won't find him jumping much anymore.
Noooo! Leave Ariel alone!
God help me, but I cannot stand that women.
Nah. By having sex with me, they're already getting a huge treat. An orgasm is just a cherry on top of an ice cream sundae.
Meh, I would have no problem with this. I'm not terribly fond of semen as it is, and wouldn't mind going without it entirely.
If only John Hurt had had an abortion, that ugly mess could've been avoided. Oh, and <3 you for Alien reference.
Wouldn't erectile dysfunction cream have all sorts of hormones and chemicals that would them be rubbing off on the woman who's on the receiving end of said erection? Seems dangerous to me. Was this before the advent of pill-popping boner meds?
I know. It's common sense. Did she not read the label? Did she not see the big ol' "WARNING: This drug is intended to cause abortions yadda yadda yadda" on the box? I know the pharmacy is ultimately at fault, but people can be incredibly stupid sometimes.
What an awkward show.
Don't be afraid. You are not alone. I'm just as confused as you are.
I gasped out loud when I saw his butt. Yes... that good.
@corianderstem: True. It's no secret that he has a crush on Fergie. And Beyonce. Also Coach Bieste from Glee. =)
@Snarfblat: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get hammered tonight. I can feel it in my bones.