@LipstickLibrarian: I can't picture him without baby oil being involved. And yeast infections.

I'm one beer in and already feeling tipsy. Watching the pre-pre game with my Republican dad. Who wants to take bets at how long it takes before it dissolves into a screaming match over abortion and Obamacare?

@drunkexpatwriter: Well *I* thought it was funny. Hats off to you sir.

@leesie: Let's not forget the same hair cut.

I'm so grateful for what rescue groups like that do, and I support them as often as I can, but reading those sad stories makes me just want to curl up and die.

@sadie p: By the power of greyskull! The second one down with the tuxedo and brown hair, was my first Ken doll! The one I used to lick! He was called "Great Date Ken" as I recall and once the plastic spray on his hair wore off, it was always sticking up in a way that made him look slightly crazy. but I loved him…

@snacktastic: The old school Malibu Barbie I used to play with as a kid had a pretty prominent camel toe, I mean, articulated labia majora and everything. And Ken had a very suspicious bulge in his plastic underwear. I didn't know why at the time, but it made me feel funny all inside. I used to lick it. =P

@Rare Affinity: I was never given one because my uber-conservative mother didn't want me acting out sexytimes between Barbie and Ken. That changed when she saw me acting out sexytimes between two barbies. She promptly bought me a Ken doll. =)

IT wants his hair back.

Androgen-insensitivity? Because damn if that isn't the most perfect idealization of feminine beauty I've ever seen.

@BelleBreezing: Hearted for win <3

It's so rare in Hollywood to see a woman with beautiful hips like that. I am both jealous and slightly aroused.

@Scandinavian Flick: Like so? :D

SEXY PEOPLE HAVING SEXY SEX SEXILY!! LOOK AT MY BODY!

@lauras_lovely_lady_eyes: I'm glad you liked it. :)

@wtfox?!: I'd rather watch wig dude sing Katy Perry songs than Katy Perry herself.

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@cleo_le_fay: Given my extensive research of Harry potter fanfiction, there appears to be a charm performed prior to intercourse that protects against transmittable diseases and unintended pregnancy.

@sweetnsassy2: Hearted double dream hands, and for spogooter cot.

@brettskiiii: @lollilove: I've been lusting after that boy since The Squid and the Whale, a movie most people haven't seen nor should they. But really, I just want to lick him.