I'll just leave this here.

@LadyCoCo: Sounds like a recipe for liver failure - count me in!

@LadyCoCo: How do you play the game? Drink every time they break character and start laughing? Whenever Fred Armisen is unfunny and Kristin Wig plays an annoying character?

@Amethyst Marzipan: Because they think he's kawaii (cute)! He's probably suffering in the climate, but look at his little backpack - so funny looking! Har har har!

@Damob: The "That makes me moist" lady is Helen Thomas, the retired White House Press Correspondent.

@MrSpork: By all means, give her my humblest apologies! I aim to please.

@marks-alot: GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES!

Cause he's a dude. Duh.

@SeeKateRun(formerlyktgrrl): Agreed. The first time it happened I was like "Oh! maybe he just got lost... nope... definitely not. Wait, this feels kind of cool. Sure hope I don't fart."

@somebodyoranother: Bellatrix sounds like a smart cat. My Mr Smithers will run and hide from just about anyone, but if he does the sideways cat flop towards you with googly eyes and bites you hard I know he likes you. Funny, innit?

@Sweppess: I've had to explain to every guy I've ever brought home - I will never love you as much as I love this cat.

What if you're like me and you hate people? I guess you're just destined to a life of loneliness. Which isn't so bad if you have your cats to keep you company.

@BeckySharper: That model is totally what I'd imagine a young hot Severus Snape looking like. Alan Rickman, you can have me.

Bristol and her mom obviously go to the same hairdresser. Those godawful blond streaks bring back memories of 7th grade experimentation with Frost and Glow kits.

@ajlien03: I think because it's such a rare cancer they're saying relative to the non-implanted population, women with implants have an (ever so slightly) increased chance of developing it.

@TragicSpinsterNYC: 97% of rapists are men. More men = more rapists.

@Penny: What she meant was "how beautiful I'M looking today." It's all about Paris, duh.

@phairenough: Hey, me too! I usually wait a year or sometimes more in-between boinks, but those boinks tend to be random and not very well thought out. And not very satisfying either come to think of it. Damn you sexy people and your sexy sex!

Sandra Bullock is morphing into Adam Sandler's ex-girlfriend Linda from The Wedding Singer.