@Ms.Frost: Oh yeah, in the 90's I saw a movie with Michael Douglas where a sexay woman decided to throw herself at him and then accuses him of rape. No wait, two sexxay women. Or was it three? Yeech, Douglas sure got a lot of roles where a predatory sexual woman tries to ruin his life. God only knows why they chose…

@Ms.Frost: Billions upon billions? Really? *gag*

Her hair doesn't look like hair. It looks like fabric. That color is too bold for all-over, I think RiRi would look so much better if she just had a few red highlights instead.

I can't look at a picture of Terrence Howard anymore without thinking "baby wipes." [jezebel.com]

Mr. Smithers isn't buying it. He only prefers the filthiest and most blood clotted tampons from the depths of my wastebasket. No imitations will do!

I want to get some glue and tack down those false lashes so bad. They look awful just balancing on her lid like that.

@najmah: Yes! Season one (or was it two?) was full of so much win. But the series got worse as it dragged on. I don't think there was one woman on that show that one of the two male leads didn't have sex with. Even the lesbian anesthesiologist. Ryan Murphy was the writer so I'm hoping Glee doesn't go the way of…

@ChaiLatte: Sorry, I'm a bit confused. Did I say something anti-abortion in my statement? Or were you referring to something else?

@orangeblossomordinary: That book does indeed look amazing and its where I got my doesn't-give-a-shit-about-your-band moniker. I definitely have to check it out though, if only to laugh at the stories of dating an Indie rocker. I can only imagine the horror.

@frankie22: We think he has Ass-Burgers as he doesn't understand social cues, even really blatant ones like that. I've tried asking him right out if he loved me before and he was pretty much speechless. So I guess the answer is "no" to that. I really don't care, he was never a very good father to begin with.

@Meganquita: I laughed about the part where he thought your sprained ankle was the result of your IUD. But I definitely feel for you. I take antidepressants and don't know what I would do without them. You could try lying to your dad and saying you went in to have it taken out. That wouldn't change the craziness…

@newyorkmuse: I'm very cutesy and clean-cut, no piercings, no tattoos. I love cats and specify I'm looking for a cute liberal guy who lets cats sleep on his bed. So maybe the only guys who let cats sleep on their beds are dirty unwashed metal bands and their piss-stained mattresses?

@bananafishtoday: Gosh, I think I love you. Never has anyone explained it so succinctly and accurately. If I ever feel like getting the last word I'll try sticking to my guns, but as you and many commenters have said, it's probably not worth the aggravation. Best solution is just to get a job and find my own place.…

Ok, so I've stated in two separate places on my OkCupid profile that I am not interested in dating musicians, or people in bands, yet they continue to send me messages daily. When I calmly ask such a person if they read my profile, everyone says yes. When I ask if they read the part about me not liking musicians, they…

@Princess Leela: I think he'd just look me dead in the eye and say "Greatly" or something to that extent. Dads- who needs 'em, right?? *laughter fades into quiet sobbing*

@MissBuckyC: Dead eyes - yes! Will try that. I should know better than to let him get to me but I have a short temper - at least he and I have that in common.

@Meganquita: You talk about what type of birth control you use with your dad? Well at least you will always have that. Mine would probably flip out if he knew I was on the pill and I'm 23.

@Princess Leela: She's never stood up for me once. She loves that asshole more than anyone, I couldn't 't tell you why. This has led me to resenting her even more than him, even if she's muttering and mom-like to me most of the time.

@MissPipeline: Seconded - I'm also interested if anyone knows the answer.

@malishka: Unfortunately that's not much of an option as we live together. But I do my best to avoid talking to him. Every conversation has to end with him putting me down. I can't wait til his Retin-A kicks in and his face starts bleeding again.