@PorkStore: Thank god I'm not alone! What is it about him? He's not physically attractive to me, but I'd so do him in a heartbeat. I think maybe I just enjoy seeing stupid people being humiliated.

I hate my father with a boiling rage.

@gennifyr: So cute!! I think I just ovulated right now. <3

@CubeRootOfPi: Ah! Well that clears things up. Thank you.

@nobodyr aka bradmillershero: Good thing there's a relatively safe, legal medical procedure that can quickly remove that parasitic growth in its early stages to prevent this unfortunate condition. But for those that do want to keep their little parasite, I'm all for policies that make their lives a little easier.

I spent the day watching a Kitchen Nightmares marathon and it disturbs me how much I get turned on watching Gordon Ramsay yell at people.

@CubeRootOfPi: I don't know much about English clocks but I'm hoping they lose just so I don't have to see Rapistburger anymore.

I'm not a fan of the bandage dress trend, but that color looks amazing with her skin tone.

@TimFritz (Jez kink squad): I would've scissored Xerxes til the cows come home. Mmm.

@Penny: If only they taught that class to boys my college years would have been so much sweeter.

@TimFritz (Jez kink squad): Scissor me timbers!

@Starqueg: Ah yes. My cat loves ham to almost fetishistic proportions. All I have to do is whisper the word "ham" and he comes a-runnin.

Does this mean I can't give hickeys anymore? But I loooove doing it! I need to find a man that likes getting gnawed on. Or at the very least is indifferent.

@annieoakley: @All Thank you! I live for gifs of kitties doing cute things. And just for being so sweet, have another.

@oohdarling: It was an episode of Nip/Tuck. Drug dealers were forcing young women to smuggle heroin into the US through their ginormous implants, and threatening the plastic surgeons to keep taking them out. Repeat ad nauseam.

What a heart-warming Caturday story. I wish I lived closer so I could adopt both of these beautiful boys. Much love to Bruno and Solomon.

@TheyCallMeSwamper: Ah yes, and no spit like llama spit. I hear it's as thick as tar and smells like a mixture of stomach bile and cat poop.

@epurple12: Mm I hear that. Spock has always tickled my naughty spot. New Spock is like catnip for my naughty spot!

@hfree: I missed my last two periods while on Loestrin and was ready to chalk it up to babyitus, but a pregnancy test at the docs today confirmed neg. So good to know that brand is known for that.

@epurple12: Lol I don't know. Apparently he was always getting slapped in the series. Poor Spock.