@ImmodestyBlaise: I am sensing much win in this thread. <3
@myprozacdream: The problem with Obama is he is so concerned with maintaining "bipartisanship" that he doesn't stand strongly for anything. Don't get me wrong, I voted for him, and he's a million times better than McCain... but he panders to Republicans too much for my taste.
I miss you, Bill.
Annnd my state continues to embarrass me.
How fast they grow up... what am I saying, she's the same age as me. Now I feel barren and useless.
@ouijabored: Exactly! Is her goal to hide most of her face? They make large sunglasses for that.
This is why we have escapism. I love making a tiny Sarah Palin in the Sims, complete with glasses, and locking her in a tiny room and watching her slowly starve. The best part is I can save, reload, and do it over and over again.
He just reminds me of a screaming toddler who missed his naptime.
@WednesdayAM: You too? I can still hear her voice echoing in my head "shacking up... morally obligated ... blah blah women-hate speech."
@coffeebagelschocolate: "What would happen, for instance, if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not?
You people don't understand, he *has* to take exploitative pictures of barely legal girls in revealing costumes - it's vital to his self-esteem! He had childhood dyslexia, yo. So just cut Dov a break already.
Each generation has to keep coming up with colorful and creative ways to kill themselves. I'm sure if Charles Darwin were alive, he'd have something to say about this.
After seeing that montage, I have the strangest urge to get in my car, go out to the store, and pick up some sex. Any idea where I can buy some?
Good thing I've recently stocked up on emotional garlic and ironic wooden stakes!
Hairdresser: So Jennifer, what are we doing today?
Rob, you got a little lipstick there on your lip. No, not there. No... here, just let me lick it off.
Oh Ricky. I first fell in love with him in The Invention of Lying where he didn't rape that gullible women who he'd lied to about the end of the world. I would make love to him every day if he would let me. <3